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Listening to drake at the gym, people think this is sweat rolling down my face but it’s actually tears
(via thebootydiaries)
“I don’t usually pay for porn but I paid for yours” is not a compliment. Unless someone GRACIOUSLY posted their own video for free then it should always be paid for. All it tells me is that you don’t really have any respect for sex workers. You’re not special for paying for my porn and no one elses. If you think thats going to get you special attention you’re dead ass wrong.
(via toosexytohandle)
A Pennsic style war, but all of the weapons squeak.
(via nerd-nugget)
I wish we had the ability to dream together with other people. Like multi-player dreaming.
(via just-shower-thoughts)
(via 8princessacii8)
Accurate. This stands for any caregiver/little relationship.
Very accurate…
Never selfish, but that didn’t matter.
Every single sick day, between the shows that were interesting, these would pound into my damn head.
THAT WAS A LOT OF SICK DAYS, AND A LOT OF REPEATS OF THESE COMMERCIALS, I CAN HEAR EVERY WORD IN MY HEAD..OH MY GOD ZOO PALS
*strained growl
ITS A CHIA PET!!
This hurts so much
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