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glumshoe:

glumshoe:

My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”

After they divorced, my grandfather begged my grandmother to come back to him. “I’ll marry you again if you buy me a house full of furniture,” she said.
“Deal,” said my grandfather.

So they got married again, he bought her the house full of furniture….. and then she divorced him.

Again.

(via curiouscrybaby)

size10plz:

breelandwalker:

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muttkid:

thequantumqueer:

sissikuk:

latinagabi:

caged-freedom:

rosasdesal:

Repeat after me:
- Veganism is not affordable
- Veganism is not cruelty free
- Veganism is not the best choice for everyone

Repeat after me
-I’m an idiot and wrong.
-Veganism can be made affordable.
-Veganism is fucking cruelty free. That’s what it’s all about.
- Veganism is the best choice for everyone, if everyone did it.
-I’m a fucking asshole for making this completely wrong text post and should shut the hell up now.

Exploiting undocumented immigrants, and other workers is cruelty free?
Nearly 500,000 children as young as six harvest 25 percent of US crops.

But I guess brown people don’t fucking matter. 

People are literally starving in South America because all the Quinoa crop is being exported mainly for white vegans who want to live “cruelty-free” but don’t care about brown people as much as they do about animals.

plus, 4 of the 8 most common food allergies (soy, wheat, peanuts, and tree nuts) are common vegan substitutes.

o shit

i would literally starve to death if i couldn’t eat cheese or meats because my body cannot process nuts as they are too rough on my intestines and cause inflammation

Plus there are vegan articles floating around decrying the use of honey, even though the production and harvest of honey by responsible beekeepers doesn’t hurt the bees at all and is not exploitative, and that misinformation hurts the honey industry, which is TRYING TO SAVE BEES FROM EXTINCTION.

There are a lot of vegans who really put foods like bananas, coconut, and durian fruit on a pedestal but they’re also not cruelty free. Banana plantations are incredibly horrible to their workers and harmful to the environment (more sources are here), pig-tailed macaques monkeys are used to harvest coconuts and are often abused, and to harvest durian shooting and killing squirrels is common (and this goes for a lot of fruit orchards where killing animals is standard to protect crops).

Driscoll’s (who sell fruits like strawberries, blueberries and raspberries) are not cruelty free either because they exploit and underpay their workers in awful working conditions and most of the people who are victims of driscoll’s are mostly latinx people of colour in the US and Mexico.  

Veganism isn’t bad at all, if you can do it then that’s great! However it’s dishonest to say that eating fruits and vegetables are inherently cruelty free when those companies that produce the food you eat abuse humans and even abuse animals in the process. 

(via seawitch-in-training)

satanicdoki:

I love when fuckboys whine I that I should pay them instead of them paying me.
Like, sure bro! I actually do pay for porn all the time! We can do this!
First let me see your personal sites full of your porn, I have over 500 uploads myself. Then let me see your saucy preview pictures, as you can see I have many and that’s how you found me. And I’d love to know how much experience you have in the field so I know if paying you is worth it for me or not, I personally have SEVEN YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
Not saying sex workers have to have as much experience or content as I do, in fact out of the people I buy from they never even come close to as much as I do.

But if you’re gonna be a random fuckboy who is going to take sad pictures of their sloppy peepee and think we are on the same page you are a joke.

Oh, and another thing; if I’m paying you for your time it’s not gonna be you getting sexy nudes of me and playing out your fantasies. No no fuckboy, it basically NEVER works that way. Instead you’ll have to do what I want, what gets ME off. And sure we discuss it before a transaction is made. But if you think getting paid means you get some high quality pictures and fulfill your fantasies you have another thing coming. Instead YOU have to take loads of sexy and interesting pictures/videos while I demand this or that more of you. Then you get to roleplay in great detail pretty much anything I want, if you are into it or not won’t really matter to me. You’ll have to keep things interesting so I keep paying while I sit there and jack off without saying much more than “yes” or “go on” or “;)” the whole time unless I’m complaining or demanding something of you. Trust me, making a whole scene by yourself that’s another persons fantasies is much harder than it sounds, especially with little to no feedback. But hey, that’s what experienced sex workers have trained to do. And we do it well.

So yes fuckboy, please be ready to do this job. Have experience. Get good. Deal with people disrespecting you all day but still be caring and sexy for your actual clients. Then I’ll GLADLY pay you for your time, IF you can fulfill my fantasies. Good luck.

(via fae-in-a-lake)

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