Anonymous asked:

My bf just found out I'm a witch and he doesn't like it. He's already had me deactivate my side blog (not the one you called someone out on btw). I love him so much, and I know he loves me too, but I don't want to stop my witchcraft... What can I do?

dumbbbunnnyy-deactivated2021021 Answer:

that doesn’t sound like love, fuck that guy tbh

fenland-witch:

cosmic-witch:

eclecticfawn:

I’m seeing this a lot, and I thought I would come up with a spell for witches in this type of situation.

“My OH Won’t Let Me Be a Witch” jar/bottle/etc*;

You will need;

  • a jar/bottle/something to hold the stuff in
  • some pebbles
  • a crumpled up bit of paper
  • pen
  • rose quartz (tumbled, chip, any kind)
  • (optional) saliva
  • OH in the room.

Fill the jar half way with pebbles.
Write your SO’s name on the crumpled paper, pop it in the jar.
(Optional) spit on it.
Put a few rose quartz on top of that (until it feels “right”).
Fill jar rest of the way with pebbles.

Stretch out your muscles. Breathe a few times.

Pick up the jar.
Pull your arm back as far as possible.
Throw it as hard as you can at your SO.

This should give you enough time to pack up your shit and leave. If it’s not quite obvious to them that your relationship is over, explicitly state your intent with the following incantation, “It’s not me, it is most certainly you. I’m gone, you’re a twat.”

I’m crying omg bless u

Lmao! Brilliant.

👏👏👏 💀💀💀

creativerogues:

Suddenly a nice table and some beers just doesn’t seem good enough.

This incredible tabletop setup was posted by Amazing Tabletop Terrain over the weekend. It belongs to (and was built by) Ryan Devoto, featuring the detailed and almost lifelike ocean work of Micheal Tiskus from Terranscapes.

The scale of it all just crushes the mind. There’s the ocean section, the beach, the hills, the ruins, a village, the castle…you could play on this for weeks and still not see everything it has to offer.

Side note: How do I turn my entire house into that gaming room.

Fun ways to use the Gelatinous Cube in your game

d-dplothooks:

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This is a monster that behaves more like a living trap: its translucent, its potentially deadly, and involves skill checks to escape. Below are a few examples of the ways you can use gelatinous cube, apart from the other oozes in the Monster Manual. 

  • Players are in a maze occupied by several gelatinous cubes. These cubes follow a predictable path that loops. The PCs  can learn the safe routes by following the paths that are dirty or covered in debris. Paths that are spotless are the trails the gelatinous cubes follow, since they digest everything else in their path.
  • The players stand at the bottom of a steep staircase, unknowingly standing over a trap lid on the floor. When a PC triggers a pressure plate on one of the top stairs, the staircase will fold into a slide and the trap lid will move away to open up to a pit in the floor which contains a gelatinous cube.
  • A gelatinous cube has a magnet stuck in its body, and PCs that get within 15 ft. of the cube (while holding another magnet-like object) will have to beat a STR DC check or be pulled into the cube.
  • A gelatinous cube contains a downward-facing sword in the middle of its body. From a distance, the sword appears to be floating as if by magic, though checks to identify magic would fail since there’s nothing there to detect… unless the spell caster picks up the magic of an even smaller magic object instead, like a ring. 

Have you used a gelatinous cube in your game? Reblog this post with your story!

Once had a cube cover almost more than half of a hall way in a dungeon. Players kuma and elf tried attacking it over and over failing each time till they realized they could just walk past it carefully

muarada:
“you don’t know true fear until in the middle of a character moment your dm walks into another room and comes back flipping through his king james
@pop-punk-dante
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muarada:

you don’t know true fear until in the middle of a character moment your dm walks into another room and comes back flipping through his king james
@pop-punk-dante

thesleepypencil:

doodling random generated D&D characters. make note i have NEVER played D&D so i had no idea what i was doing. But i would deffinetly play as any of these peeps


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