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if i had a time machine i’d go back & check out all those historical ufo sightings
Depending on the rules governing time travel/predestination/etc, this strikes me as an excellent way to be mistaken for a UFO.
There’s a story in there, somewhere.
i. i didn’t even think of that. shit.
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don’t let things like time hold u back!
3am???
perfect time for a panic attack!!
Anonymous asked:
Whenever my partner says, "You're so wet" I never know how to respond.
i-want-spankings Answer:
There are so many responses to that:
• Thanks, I made it myself.
• Your fault, not mine.
• How’d THAT get there?!
• Yeah? Taste it…
Our first DnD session
DM: You see a dog
Barbarian: Can I roll to pet it?
DM: Uh… Sure?
Barbarian: *rolls a critical miss*
DM: You slap the dog
😂😂😂
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America wasn’t created by immigrants it was invaded by colonists can you guys stop posting that shit
This is a Jorunna Parva and they look like little sea bunnies. They’re actually a type of sea slug that’s related to nudibranchs. Who knew? And now that we know the basics, let us fall in love with their cuteness.
With how much I’m stressed about money I really need to find some🙏🏾
Yall better not be fuckin lyin to me.
!!!
Why chance it?
I got my money when i reblogged this last time.
Let’s go for round 2
Lord please 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Papa needs a new coat
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🙌🏽
Trevor Noah defends Standing Rock protestors.
I hope this won’t fall on deaf ears.
#NoDapl #StandingRock
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