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Polyamorous/Pansexual
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Chicago
I'm not flawless but I'm gorgeous.
honestly, my blogs a mess fucking help.
don't be shy talk to me I need friends x.x
not a lot of people know that if someone goes to put on a condom and they put it on the wrong side first then flip it over that the condom is contaminated and potentially has precum on it when can still get you pregnant or you can get an STD just from that, a lot of people just flip it over and keep going and that’s just a no no, throw it away and try it again with a new condom
This looks like a fucking parody post, or an edgy edit, but it’s 100% official real Flintstones.
Clarification: I don’t hate this book, I love it, it’s amazing. It’s just that taking a step back and looking it out of context is still really funny. Especially the line “We participated in a genocide, Barney.”
ok but imagine them in their cartoon forms saying this dialogue i’m
can we have some context to this, perhaps?
Bedrock is having a mayoral election. One of the candidates is a violent war mongering asshole that riles people up against the lizard people. This reminds Fred and Barney of their time in the army.
Back then the father of said violent candidate was riling people up against the “tree people”. Fred, Barney, and other soldiers fought what they believed to be a defensive measure against the tree people. Turns out, it was actually an invasion, in order to kill off the tree people and take over their forest to build Bedrock.
That’s what Fred means when he says he and Barney participated in a genocide. They literally did.
(Extra fun fact, Barney adopted a tree person baby after the war, and his son Bamm-Bamm is the last tree person.)
This is actually a really, really good example of well crafted satire?
Like this part, in their society, making use of a ‘sex cave’ (a cave where you go to have sex, nothing else) is normal, and marriage is a new controversial ‘thing’ that couples are doing
and Fred and Wilma go on a retreat with other married couples to just.. talk about marriage, until these people run in on them protesting
And this bit, too
And Fred gives an explanation about how ‘non-breeders’ (gay couples) do good and how they wouldn’t be there without them
Donald Trump becomes President of the United States
Murder clowns hide in the forest and jump out at cars
Alan Rickman, Muhammad Ali, Prince, and David Bowie all die
Brexit
A Gorilla is killed at the Cincinnati zoo which blows up from a rage fest and then into a full-out meme. Said gorilla claims over 14,000 votes in the US Presidential Election.
Ash Ketchum kisses a girl
Vine gets shut down
The cursed baseball team who hasn’t won a World Series in over 100 years wins the World Series
Lighting McQueen dies
I swear to god all these sound like onion articles
