Oh my god. So my mom has proposed a total ban on political debates on Thanksgiving and she intends to enforce this by not only putting up a sign at the dinner table….but by also arming everyone with cheap plastic kazoos….which we will toot aggressively if The Discourse™ begins to occur…..
I’m so glad.
Bad and naughty discoursers must be silenced by the KAZOO OF CIVILITY.
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“I could stand here forever and never not be in awe.”
-MillieMay
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moon jellyfish🌙 — at Tiergarten Schönbrunn.
vienna, austria
photo: Sam Quimby
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why do boys always need o know ur bra size?? like u gonna jerk it to 38b?? do u even know what that means?? i could say 6p and theyd probably cum
give me the 1080p titty
60fps of titty
4k 144FPS mega-titty
20mgHz of breasts
80mph titties
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Best love note ever, @saunter-vaguely-downwards!! ❤️
Love is real after all.
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Y tu novio/a season is coming
😒 my tias coming through already with this agony
Aquí vamos otra vez 💀😥
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all boobs are good boobs
all stomachs are good stomachs
all thighs are good thighs
all bodies are good bodies
yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it
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