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wolferen:

my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

Chaotic Good Boy

(via heavenly-garden)

May 12, 2017

katetetete:

So recently my D&D group decided to have a between-players tournament. The first battle was the party cleric, Athuriel, versus the paladin Galain. 

Athuriel was at 23 HP, Galain at 24. Athie cast Guiding Bolt, and got a nat-20.

But see

The thing is

Galain has an item called the Ring of Retribution. What it does is, when an attacker scores a critical hit on the user, the attacker takes however much damage they deal.

Athie’s attack dealt 23 damage. 

She literally dealt the exact amount of damage needed to knock her to 0 HP.

It was so fantastic, I couldn’t stop cackling

May 12, 2017

Here’s to the people who…

quidditchconsent:

… Ask “can I kiss you?” or lean in halfway and then wait for you to close the gap.

… Tap the item of clothing and check to see if you’re okay removing it.

… Respect your boundaries *without* pointing out how “nice” and “patient” they’re being and how very hard they’re struggling to be okay with it.

… Surprise you with kisses *only after* you’ve told them how much you enjoy getting surprise kisses from them.

… Remember where you don’t like to be touched.

… Appreciate your body as it is and when it changes.

… Communicate before, during, and after intimacy.

Here’s to the people who make consent a natural part of relationships, as it should be.

(via undercovercottonswab)

May 12, 2017

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