bonerfart:

i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

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tammycat:

strong, shirtless man: *gestures to biceps* check out these swords bro

guy: uhh… don’t you mean guns…?

strong, shirtless man: no *flexes with audible SHIIING noise*

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catceleste:

when a guy thinks he has something valuable to teach you

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Clarification: when a guy younger than you thinks this. Older guys might have snippets of knowledge. Might. Sometimes. Not all of them.

when older guys think they have something valuable to teach you

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Clarification: teach you things = like how to change a tire. Like YOUR DAD teaching you how to change a tire. That’s feasible. Not about how to be a woman though or how to think or what kind of clothes to buy. Nope.

when you teach your dad stuff about cars

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You either learn because you have to in order to survive (like Rey) or you learn because you want to. And in a lot of cases that means from family members. And in the typical household it’s the dad who does the fixing and the mom who does the cooking. I pride myself on being able to do both. So I don’t really understand your apparent hatred of learning anything from a man.

when you’re unconcerned with explanations of antiquated parental roles in typical households because you’re a space orphan and you just finished cooking and fixing stuff in your house 

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