I Promise.

lust-llove:

jewlsies:

those little things on ur nose aren’t blackheads, don’t try and get rid of them they’re sebaceous filaments and they’re permanent and literally everyone has them

every girl has that little pouch of fat on her lower tummy, despite what magazines try n show u, you have important organs there that need to be protected don’t try and get rid of ur pouch

ur body is smarter than u think and it knows what to do when u eat more than normal. one bad day, or even week, of eating poorly isn’t gonna ruin anything at all I pinky promise

if u think u look good up until u try taking a selfie, it’s not ur fault - our faces are asymmetrical and when u see ur face flipped it will look unnatural to u, since u don’t see it that way when u look in the mirror. to everyone else it looks perfectly fine

no one’s stomach looks the same at 8pm as it does at 8am. no one has a chiseled six pack after a day of eating, not even the super fit people u see on tumblr, because ur stomach naturally expands after eating and expecting to have a flat tummy before bed is very unrealistic

no one notices if the bags under ur eyes are bad today. no one pays attention to the bump in ur nose or the zit on ur chin or the piece of hair that u missed when u were straightening. literally no one notices these things except you so stop worrying about it ur gonna be fine

sometimes u just gotta get over urself

this made me cry I needed it so bad

(via silly-wankers)

soshesawildflowerxo:

If you like me, tell me. If you think I’m pretty, tell me. If you want to text me, do it. If you just want to be friends, be upfront. If you want to date me, be honest with me. Don’t leave me guessing. All we ever do is play games with each other to be in control. No one wants to be the one that cares more and I’m calling bullshit. The only way to be happy is to take that chance. Just tell people.

(via in-the-force-we-trust)

jajakuroneko:

lovelive2k14:

gaypet:

gogglesaurus:

gogglesaurus:

gogglesaurus:

my first wondertrade in oras and i got a machamp incredible

all it knows is dig

level 31 and it just knows dig

what am i supposed to do with this

is

is this machamp’s name “homo matsuri”

as in

“homo festival”

yea this is good

Some more interesting information:

“Dig” in Japanese was originally “Ana wo horu,” which translates to “Dig a hole,” with the direct object’s being “Ana,” “a hole” and the verb’s being “horu,” “dig.”

The common writing of “ana,” “穴,” is the same as a colloquial term for the buttocks, “ketsu.”

“Horu,” in addition to it’s more standard definition, is also a slang verb meaning “to have anal sex (between two men).”

Your new Machamp is named “Homo Festival,” and it’s only move is to fuck a man in the ass.

(via bizarrodf)

trapcard:

“well the black panthers carried weapons and were aggressive” hmmm i wonder why a group created for the purpose of protecting black people from being assaulted and/or murdered in the streets by not only the KKK not only the Police but randoms citizens,….would be aggressive and carry weapons. Like did you expect them to be like “please mister kkk man don’t lynch i’m being non violent!” 

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marxist-meninism:

commongayboy:

If you need a ride to go somewhere or you’ve had one too many to drink and can’t drive, download Uber on your phone right now, and use the code: CGB95Uber for a FREE ride credit for when you can’t drive.

Or just use this link to sign up for your free ride credit: https://get.uber.com/invite/CGB95Uber

You can also use Lyft. Use the code: CGB95Lyft or just use this link to sign up for your free ride: https://www.lyft.com/invited/CGB95Lyft

Reblog to lower the amount of drunk drivers

I USED IT AND IT WORKS

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