I Promise.

the-positive-princess:

You’re still cute if you have acne. You’re still cute if you have scars. You’re still cute if you have stretch marks. You’re still cute if you have birth marks.

(via atsbmaswwavm)

inspectorclarke:

octoberreads:

farashasilver:

lycanography:

What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

“How did you kill He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named?”

“Shotgun.”

(via blogbykris-blog)

autonomeme:

whythatsbullshit:

autistictesla:

people attacking tumblr users for being gullible as if there WASN’T a national panic when “war of the worlds” was presented on the radio in 1938 because people thought that martians were legitimately attacking

tumblr doesn’t make people more gullible people are just fucking gullible and tumblr is a microblogging platform on which information is easily spread and amplified lay off

You wanna know why this post is amazing?

There WASN’T a national panic when “war of the worlds” was broadcast.

It’s a total myth that took hold because people are gullible and no one checks sources.

This is doubly ironic because the national panic did actually happen

(via straightpropaganda-moved)

minxe:

having responsibility when you’re already an anxious mess

(via imakittykattt-deactivated201611)

sunkissedlarryy:

Remember when you first joined the fandom and had to learn their names and recognize their voices

(via randywhoreton)

cherrybombkisses:

So quiet, another wasted night, the television steals the conversation, exhale, another wasted breath, again it goes unnoticed.

(via cherrrybombkisses-deactivated20)

thebootydiaries:

doctorginnydiangelowinchester:

thebootydiaries:

huntress-out-of-control:

thebootydiaries:

redneckdevilpitbull:

thebootydiaries:

waterlilly549:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

me: 

• saw weed 3 times
  
• has 7 gf 
  
• has 9 abs
  
• listens to john lemon
• saw a google image of marijuana sock once
  
• has 3 phds on english

you: 

• 0 or maybe 1 or 2 gf
  
• 0 abs 
  
• listens to marijuana and the diamonds
• never met picasso irl
• never heard of john lemon 
• cryign blooger with 0 phds 
  

bye sweaty :)

You just proved you were an idiot tho?????

Wow you actually just proved to everybody how stupid you are. Please go back to school and relearn English again.

Oh my god, this is unbelievable. a) if you’re trying to get a lot of reposts by showing everyone how retarded you are, well done, you got them. b) @jorober93538 is right. c) learn how to write properly. d) what makes you so cool that you saw weed? e) having 7 girlfriends? Do you think that’s something to be proud of? f) grow up.

Seriously dude, you’re an idiot

(via ironicbaking)