kingnosmo:

iamdarthvader:

cleophatracominatya:

thecalliecocat:

octo-sad:

thecalliecocat:

WHERE’S THE LIE THO

so basically… To be a good man you should only be with one woman for your entire life? And if you’ve been with someone that’s disgusting? Ok.

dude. it’s a play-off of how people treat women by slut shaming them. see how ridiculous it sounds when they switch genders? then why is it that way for women. 

👆🏾

That individual actually helped this post become better by showing how men perceive women in today’s society and their reactions towards oppression. Double standards are wild.

a “good woman” is not decided by what she does with her body. a good woman can fuck 100 guys before me but if I’m marrying her I’m gunna be the only one getting that for the rest of my life. go head and get your practice mami I’ll be waiting with that rock later in your life

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swimsuitsuccubus:
“ swimsuitsuccubus:
“ The ultimate set is back on sale for christmas! The first deal was only 50 for sale on black friday but now It’s 100!
Get my Cat girl, Halloween Witch, Black lingerie, Ultimate booty and Multipack for half off!...

swimsuitsuccubus:

swimsuitsuccubus:

The ultimate set is back on sale for christmas! The first deal was only 50 for sale on black friday but now It’s 100!

Get my Cat girl, Halloween Witch, Black lingerie, Ultimate booty and Multipack for half off! 78 images and over 7 different outfits.

Click the image to get it! After December these sets will be discontinued! 

40 left!

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2015 in a nutshell

send-me-aw4y:

-Can’t remember when it started
-Still don’t understand how yesterday wasn’t Halloween
-Did I even have a birthday?
-Why doesn’t anything feel real?
-Where the fuck are my memories I seriously don’t remember anything

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magicphobic:

merkonan:

asleepontheceiling:

For those wondering,

double triple - six patties
bossy - all beef
deluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)
on a raft - on toast
4x4 - 4 patty by 4 cheese, so (6x4) 24 patties and 24 slices of cheese
animal-style - cooked in mustard
extra shingles - extra toast
with a shimmy - jelly on the toast
and a squeeze - orange juice on the side
light axle grease - with butter
make it cry - extra onions
burn it - well done
let it swim - extra sauce

image

YOU FORGOT THE PICKLES

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biodiverseed:

Gifts for Gardeners

#38: Ollas, or Irrigation Pots

Ollas are a tried-and true form of underground irrigation, employing a loosely-sealed buried clay vessel that leaches water into the surrounding soil. They operate on a similar principle as the Plant Nanny.

Owing the the fact they effuse water under the soil (near the plant’s roots), much less moisture is lost to evaporation when compared to surface watering. They can be filled up as needed, and while they do contain water, they provide a constant source of it to nearby plants.

Images: Plow & Hearth; Urban Homestead; Sustainable Scientist

(Source: amazon.com, via biodiverseed)

ladystardvst:
“ notanangryvegan:
“ robot-mama:
“ I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot...

ladystardvst:

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

Who tf uses a Walmart bag for a 3 day vacation honestly

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megvnmvrie:
“ smuut:
“ kiefeon:
“ mrs-420:
“ Attention ladies, if we post nudes we are apparently “insecure with ourselves on the inside”, so the “ONLY WAY WE CAN ATTRACT MEN IS THROUGH OUR BODIES AND NOT OUR MINDS”
1. I am not tryna attract any man...

megvnmvrie:

smuut:

kiefeon:

mrs-420:

Attention ladies, if we post nudes we are apparently “insecure with ourselves on the inside”, so the “ONLY WAY WE CAN ATTRACT MEN IS THROUGH OUR BODIES AND NOT OUR MINDS”

1. I am not tryna attract any man with my photos
2. I post nudes because i love my body and it took me a long fuckin time to get here
3. I am a grown ass woman, please do not try and think you know anything about me.
4. Your opinion is wrong. :)

THIS. A TRILLION TIMES THIS. ALL OF IT.

basically

he always used to message me to tell me he’s depressed and no one loves him he has a disability or something but he very much sounds like an asshole ew. 

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