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Things overheard in the music building:
“1/4? Really? Who writes a measure of ¼. WHY would you write a measure of ¼?”
“Because fuck you that’s why.”
“I will literally trade you my sandwich for that practice room.”
“Dude you should eat your lunch.”
“I won’t be able to eat it if my teacher decapitates me for not practicing JUST TAKE IT.”
“I always wanted to look inside the percussion room. It’s like Narnia, but noisier.”
“Satan created piccolos to punish the trumpets for their pride.”
“I’m thinking about dropping music history.”
“But why, don’t you need that class?”
“Yes but half of it is non-music majors and two people were having a discussion about why there were hashtags at the beginning of the music.”
“So my teacher convinced me to take the History of Rock and Roll over the Summer but it was an online course and he found the webcam filters and inevitably the first unit ended up being taught by a talking dinosaur on my webcam. This man teaches college theory.”
“SHH. Don’t say the theory teacher’s name. He’s like Beetlejuice. If you say it three times he’ll appear behind you and fuck your shit up.”
“I found out Mozart had a butt fetish and I’m never going to be able to stop calling him Mozfart.”
“If I see a drink within 100 feet of that Steinway I will track you down and beat you with my harpsichord.”
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Friendly seasonal reminder
Don’t keep lilies in your house if you have cats.
They will die.
Even if they just breathe in the pollen. Or get it on their fur. They will fucking die. Do not do it.
SIGNAL BOOST THIS SHIT
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“… the most toxic household plants for cats is the common lily. In fact, eating as little as two or three leaves from the flowers can result in liver failure and, if left untreated, can have a fatal outcome for cats.” (Source: PetMD)
Please take care of your feline friends!
EXCUSE ME CAT PEOPLE WITH FELINE FUR-BABIES. IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!
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Gracias señor esqueleto. May the war be won with your help.
Dearest Mother,
We can try to fight, but in the end we are only so strong. We are only human. Thought we may have skeletons, we are not skeletons. I’ve decided to join forces with the skeleton war. I’m giving you the opportunity to do the same. If you see this image, please comment with “gracias señor esqueleto!” It is the only way.
Long live not living,
Your loving son.
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