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Mom: My child has been so active lately! They've really been out of the house a lot and it's so refreshing to see them get some exercise for once.

Me: *panting* *My clothes are tattered and I have a pokemon go wristband on* I haven't eaten in two days and I ran seven miles this afternoon alone because I'm still trying to find a wild eevee

thesarcasticwaterlizard:

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: How is Pokemon GO going to work? Is every pokemon going to be within a distance for everyone to collect them? Am I going to have to travel across the world just to get an Eevee? Will pokemon show up at my college? In my room? How does it work? Am I going to have to climb a mountain just to look at a Geodude? How big are we talking of a game space? Will people actually join me in a pokemon fight? How many people are going to have this were I live? Field pokemon in fields? What if I live in a city? Only garbage pokemon? What does this mean? I need answers.

(via oh-archivist)

fight me nikk elli

nikk-elli:

OKAY BUT IMAGINE GOING TO:

theme parks
anime conventions
NYC and other major cities
Cruise ship
Safari ride
the mall

WITH POKEMON GO

I’m so excited to battle complete strangers

Like it just *pokemon go clip vibrates* whose the fucking nerd im going battling right now in line for this roller coaster


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