I Promise.

interviewer: why have you decided to climb mt everest

someone: i want to do prove to myself i can achieve something if i put my mind to it

someone else: i want to inspire my family and show them anything is possible

me: i want to catch articuno

pokemon go

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Sep 13, 2015

preciouslittlesteve:

WHAT:

IF:

YOUR:

LEGS:

DIDN’T

KNOW

THEY’RE

LEGS

HOW AND WHY THE FUCK IS THIS STILL IN THE OLD FORMAT??

what if a post didnt know there was an update

(via mywholelifeisasin-deactivated20)

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Sep 13, 2015

(Source: romerojd, via devoti0nn)

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Sep 13, 2015

swatting is old news

bizarrodf:

the new thing is telling everyone there’s a rare pokemon in some streamer’s bedroom, watch him get live home invaded

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Sep 13, 2015

REBLOG IF YOU’RE ONLINE AND FOLLOW BACK .

tiinysatan:

I follow back instantly pls follow me i am sad and need the ego boost

(via tiinysatan)

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Sep 13, 2015

catkiller:

keith haring

(via pakeeztani-deactivated20200123)

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Sep 13, 2015

jinxedmaya:

itscarororo:

haywood-you-stop-that:

icexxxtea:

faleep:

pinkifingers:

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

That last fatal scream tho

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH
THIS POST NEVER DIES
WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying

I never saw this, this is hilarious.

(via littlefairydoll-deactivated2015)

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Sep 13, 2015

licknugo:

hoetosynthesis:

licknugo:

Carajo means “best friend” in Spanish

cabron translates closest to homie in english

Pendejo loosely translates to “most trusted companion”

(via soupedupvinyl)

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Sep 13, 2015

deesdoodles:

Steven Universe and Shovel Knight crossover cuz I can.  Colored by the cutiest cutie, lunar-vee. 

Thanks for looking.

(via bizarrodf)

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Sep 11, 2015

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

(via strigops)

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Sep 11, 2015

loomlings:

plaza97:

I’d like to introduce you to….

The pangolin

It walks on its two hind legs

Nicknamed the Walking Artichoke

or the Anteater Pinecones

They look utterly ridiculous and they are my favourite thing you’re welcome and goodbye

That’s a fucking Sandshrew.

(via dashbeardconfessional)

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Sep 11, 2015

mothmandaily:

Mothman of the day is: Mothman pulling a sick kickflip.

(via toastoat)

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Sep 11, 2015

savethegeckos:

I regret nothing

(via mywholelifeisasin-deactivated20)

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Sep 11, 2015

hoebiba:

just a few from the #afterseptember11 twitter hashtag

(via oh-archivist)

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Sep 11, 2015

I’m forever leaving porn

littlefairydoll:

Which means you need to get my porn while you can. 
I’m having everything 10% off on both clip sites (Clipvia discount code is bye) (manyvids should just be discounted)

All of my content will be removed on the morning of September 16th.
So hurry your butts and get your wanking material before it’s gone.

(via littlefairydoll-deactivated2015)

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Sep 11, 2015