rydenarmani:
“hey this guy is a serial caption deleter/replacer. he also has his dong as his avi. sex workers, be sure to block!
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rydenarmani:

hey this guy is a serial caption deleter/replacer. he also has his dong as his avi. sex workers, be sure to block!

me as a math teacher: Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See it doesn’t make sense. And cookie monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends.

Anonymous asked:

What did God say when he made the first niggers? Oops! Burnt another one! -keeponrollinunderthestars(.)tumblr(.)com

krxs10 Answer:

What did God say when he made the first Caucasian?

Trick question. He didn’t make them because White (Caucasian) Race is derived from Dravidian Albinos so your entire race is actually just the result of a series of mutated genes that was never supposed to exist in the first place. 

Your race is the human equivalent of Cancer and you have the audacity to talk shit about POC, the people YOU came from?

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OHHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!!!!

What type of draggage did I just read… ?

This is FUCKING ICONIC!!

R E A D

Omg😭😭😭👏🏾

I LEGITIMATELY said “OOOOOOOHHHH” while reading this. Bro. Dragged back to HELL from whence it came.

😂😂😩😂😩

abusemeanduseme:

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graybles:

how to walk like a queen [x]

Okay so this shit is in my likes and it’s come across my dash a few times since but this is the first time I’ve seen it since the following happened to me:

One time I was in Manhattan and I had a lot of walking to do and I was bored and was thinking about this gifset and I thought, huh, lets try it. So I did and I was thinking queenly, murderous thoughts and trying to see if people were more willing to get out of my way when I walked like this and then, I watch a guy pass me, do a double take, then a triple take.

Then he engages me in polite conversation for a block or two, tells me I have beautiful hair, then asks me out of drinks. 

CHARLIZE THERON IS A SMART LADY BUT HER ADVICE IS POWERFUL. USE IT WISELY AND WITH CAUTION, MEN MIGHT START THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU.

I will never not reblog this

I tried this today and 3 men stopped me to tell me how gorgeous I was.  POWER.

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i really dont think people spend enough time losing their shit over the fact that dinosaurs became birds and some birds can verbally speak human languages, meaning we live on a planet where simple conversations w dinosaurs is a possibility. everything in nature is fucked up and exciting

Talking With Dinosaurs

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“1. He is not running against Hillary Clinton““I’m not running against Hillary Clinton,” he said. “She’s a candidate, I’m a candidate, and I suspect that there will be other candidates. The people in...

raggedick:

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1. He is not running against Hillary Clinton

“I’m not running against Hillary Clinton,” he said. “She’s a candidate, I’m a candidate, and I suspect that there will be other candidates. The people in this country will make their choice.” His socialist platform is “one that resonates” with the American people, and he believes he can effectively appeal to them no matter who his opponent is, or how large her war chest is. But, as he’s said, he’s engaged in “a real struggle against the billionaire class.”

2. Yes, we did say “socialist”

Twice now, actually, because not only is Senator Sanders not afraid of the word, he openly embraces it. Earlier this month, he freely admitted that he wanted to make America “more Scandinavian” — by which he meant, a democratic country with a socialist backbone when it comes to healthcare, education, and retirement. “If you see the transfer of 99 percent of the wealth to the top one-tenth of the one percent,” he’s said, “you’ve got to transfer that back.”

3. President Sanders would overturn Citizens United

“The major issue of our time is whether the United States of America retains its democratic foundation or whether we devolve into an oligarchic form of society where a handful of billionaires are able to control our political process by spending hundreds of millions of dollars to elect candidates who represent their interests,” he said last September. The best way to do that, he said, is to overturn Citizens United, because “freedom of speech does not mean the freedom to buy the United States government.”

4. Senator Sanders is about as anti-corporate a candidate you can imagine this side of Noam Chomsky

He has proposed what would, in essence, be a “Wall Street sales tax,” and his opposition to the Trans-Pacific Partnership is based on the fact that only “[m]ultinational corporations that have outsourced millions of good-paying American jobs to China, Mexico, Vietnam, India and other low-wage countries think this is a great deal.” Whereas “every union in this country…opposes this agreement that will wipe out jobs and depress wages.”

5. And about those unions…

Senator Sanders’ top five campaign contributors since 2009 are all unions, and 69 percent of the money he receives from political action committees comes from union PACs. “I’m not going to use a super PAC,” he’s said, and the facts bear him out. He has one, but it hasn’t raised any money for his presidential bid to date.

6. He believes public education — all of it — should be free

From elementary to middle, through high school and into community college or a university, Sanders believes that education should cost the student nothing. It’s not merely a personal investment, he believes, it’s a public good — and as such should be funded by the public. “These are not utopian ideas,” he’s said. “They are not radical ideas. They are fairly commonsensical ideas that can happen when you have a government that is directed by the people themselves and not by wealthy powerful corporate interests.”

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You need to fucking elect this guy, America.

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Bernie.
Fucking.
Sanders.

Tell everybody you. Tell one person a day about him. Just ask your friends if they’ve looked into any candidates yet and then put Bernie in their ear. All the other people have literally millions or billions at their disposal. Bernie had is tho! Let’s fucking GO!

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