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lochnessmonsterofficial:

Dogs are the literal best and let me tell you why.

When my parents are out of town, my pup Remmy sleeps downstairs with me. I don’t mind because the basement is chilly sometimes and he’s a fuzzy little space heater. But he always does this weird thing and I didn’t figure out why until last night.

I’m a stomach-sleeper, while the rest of my family are back-sleepers. So Remmy has taken up this very different behavior with me (my family says he doesn’t do it with them). It always takes me a while to settle down, but when I do, Remmy takes his head off of his paws and rests it square in the center of my back.

So I’m thinking, “What’s the point of that? It can’t be comfortable. It cranes his neck in a funny way, and besides, every time I breathe his head goes up and down. That’s a weird thing.” So I formulate a hypothesis, and test it.

Last night, I got comfortable, Remmy put his head on my back, I waited a while, then I held my breath. It took him a while to react, but when he did, he fuckin lost it. He started whining and yipping, and repeatedly licking my face and hands. And I was like oh my god.

Conclusion: my dog noticed that I slept in a way that was different from the rest of my family, thought “that kid is gonna die” and made sure that I never stopped breathing in the middle of the night.

Dogs are fuckin smart as hell. What a wonderful animal.

You go Remmy!

(via littlefairydoll-deactivated2015)

beesforpresident:

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beesforpresident:

Yellow with black stripes
Six legs
Antenna
Compound eyes
Collects pollen and nectar from flowers

im not gonna fuck a zebra please leave me alone

What kind of zebra…

(via hole-milks-blog)

autosuficiencia:

I hate when i’m at home relaxing & I can see shadow people at the corner of my eye & I turn around & they just disappear like either help pay rent or move out already fucking freeloaders.

(via oh-archivist)