smellzliketeenbullshit:
“So, is that what you call a getaway?
Tell me what you got away with.
Cause I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish.
I’ve seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.
Have another drink and drive yourself home.
I hope there’s ice on all...

smellzliketeenbullshit:

So, is that what you call a getaway?
Tell me what you got away with.
Cause I’ve seen more spine in jellyfish.
I’ve seen more guts in eleven-year-old kids.
Have another drink and drive yourself home.
I hope there’s ice on all the roads.
And you can think of me when you forget your seatbelt,
and again when your head goes through the windshield.🎶

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pakeeztani:

being foreign and then raised in a different country sucks because you dont really “belong” to your birth country and you dont “belong” to the country you were raised in and you feel incompetent because you are just there

(via pakeeztani-deactivated20200123)

thatonethingthatonetime:

SO ONE DAY IN PHOTO EDITING CLASS I DECIDED TO TAKE THE YEARBOOK PHOTO FOR MY ROBOTICS TEAM AND REPLACE EVERYONE WITH DIFFERENT WALUIGI FACES

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MY TEACHER PRINTED IT ONTO A HUGE BLANKET SAVE ME

AND IF YOU THINK IM PULLING YOUR LEG

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