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Anonymous asked:

i wanna b an art hoe

rohie-deactivated20191102 Answer:

Cut your hair with those bangs, you know what I’m talking about. Rub paint on your distressed jeans. Chew your nails and paint them black or silver or puke green. Buy Doc Martins. Picasso. Frida Kahlo. Talk about social justice and race issues. Drink peach schnapps. Get a piercing. Preferably a septum. Bracelets bracelets BRACELETS. That one choker thing. Eyeshadow that makes it look like you have bags under your eyes/got a black eye. Take screen shots from movies and bold the movie title and put the directors name and some totally pretentious quote in italics. Plants. Plants everywhere. Get a stick and poke tattoo and make sure it’s unreadable. Thrift shops.  

May 05, 2015

How TERRIFYING are the signs?

Aries: I mean theyll love you an all but don't do shit like force them to love you. They will slap you right the fuck everywhere.

Taurus: Not very scary but will do shit when needed. Pat their heads and play games with them.

Gemini: Bro you don't fuck with Geminis they seem p chill at first but damn they can shoot OPTIC LAZERS FROM THEIR FUCKING EYES.

Cancer: Cancers are CHILDREN they are CRABBY LIL FUCKS but they are only scary a little bit. Probably their vocab is the most terrifying.

Leo: Damn. Leos are sweet but basically have claws and are FUCKING HUNTERS. Don't let that stop you tho.

Virgo: DONT. JUST D ONT. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR INSIDES IF YOU ARE AQUARIUS/CAPRICORN.

Libra: Are you shitting me Libras are pretty fucking scary they lick walls n shit.

Scorpio: N O. INSTANT DEATH.

Sagittarius: These fellas are pretty chill. But they are still strong as hell.

Capricorn: UM. WILDCARD BASICALLY. SCREAM.

Aquarius: Damn you guys are kinda douches but yea. Hella creepy.

Pisces: They are sweet but don't threaten them they will throw forks at you.

May 05, 2015

352364334737574fr-deactivated20 asked:

have you ever done a portrait of feels guy/pepe?

iguanamouth Answer:

i have NOT but how about this

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May 05, 2015

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