The signs turn ons.

Aries: neck kisses

Taurus: talking dirty

Gemini: Cute smiles

Cancer: fingers tracing on skin.

Leo: Roughness

Virgo: Ass grabbing/slapping

Libra: Well dressed.

Scorpio: Hickies.

Sagittarius: muscles

Capricorn: Veiny hands/arms

Aquarius: Attractive perfume/aftershave.

Pisces: Jawlines.

sopranish:

**UPDATED! 2 DAYS  TO RAISE $8,000- MAY 5- TO KEEP HOUSING! SICK, ALONE, TRYING, AND PRAYING YOU CAN HELP! PLEASE SHARE!**

I’m Sopranish, and I need your help to keep fighting! This is an absolute last resort in aninsane situation. This family saved me when the system and my own didn’t. After all that, the City suddenly changed the laws about my housing! I hate to ask here. But “family don’t end with blood”, so I’m praying. This is my only way to have any place to live. My brain continues to swell and collapse, and I’m in daily treatment I can only get here. I will not survive street homelessness and have nowhere and no one. Please help me stay so I can keep fighting!

~Details below. Please help if you can, donation PayPal is LartPourLartNow@gmail.com. And Please Share!~

*Update!: You’ve all raised $1060 so far! $6,940 to go!* *Thank you offers below!*

The background: I am disabled, with a neuro condition called Pseudotumor Cerebrii I’ve had 6 years, and complications. Too much cerebrospinal fluid pressure builds up, especially on my optic nerve. I’ve at 24 surgeries, 6 small procedures, 3 devices, dozens of meds. I lost majorly in vision, balance, memory, hearing, motor ability, memory, and more. Last year a complication of fluid pressure changes made parts of my brain collapse and expand, push itself out of shape, force fluid out of my brain along my shunt device. I became sometimes non-verbal, unable to see, feel, or move, unable to think, unaware. And a times having to stay with physically abusive parents, until they moved away.

Tumblr helped me get into a place to live, and to a new neurosurgeon at the forefront of treatment and research! I immediately had 6 life saving surgeries.

Recently: However, the damage is done, and can’t be reversed. Including, now, seizures from over-stimulated nerves. Now I’m in daily treatment, for another 6 months, to keep it from worsening, and to learn some function. I can even walk or speak most days!

This is insanely expensive. Not just doctors. Cabs to and from, when medical rides don’t come (can be$90/ day, most days). Food (above Food Stamps). And a very few items of clothing- I’ve lost 160lbs, half my body, in a year and a half as part of treatment (almost done).

Last month the grant for my utilities- half my income- ended. A new one won’t start for another month.Last week we found there’s more damage in my brain than originally thought, after more seizures.

CRISIS POINT: Friday I got a letter. The City changed the laws on my housing, and my credit now needs to re-certify to have any low-income housing. Or I’m out of any, and can never again get any rent subsidy! City and Federal offices confirmed- the rule is written so no one at any level can get around it.

Except, because of the above and loss of that grant, I’ve had to run up credit cards, let bills pile up, and live on nothing just to live at all. And I was never able to remove some old wrong things.

I HAVE UNTIL MAY 5 TO PAY AN $8,000 SETTLEMENT TO RAISE MY CREDIT AND KEEP MY APARTMENT!!! (that’s my annual income!)

This credit requirement is part of why I was homeless so long, until kind people helped! You got me into a safe, calm place where a staff takes great care of me! All my doctors agree it’s the safest place for my state, and it’s the best thing in my life. And I have no family, relationship, or anyone to go to. I’ve tried every public and non-profit office and option.

BUT! If I overcome this, with the grant starting next month for the duration of this treatment, I cankeep this from happening again!

PLEASE HELP IF YOU CAN? My PayPal (avoids fundraising site fees!) is LartPourLartNow@gmail.com . Every little bit helps! I’m happy to do whatever I can in return for any generosity!

Generous THANK YOU Offers: arseen33 is offering gorgeous artwork here for donations!And ashitanoyuki-on-ao3 offers fantastic fic here for donating!

AND PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD? Time is short, and the need is great! The more who see it, the more might be able to help!

You’re all so amazing, I pray you’ll show generosity, kindness, and grace to someone in grave need.

THANK YOU ALL!! I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

(photos: monitor fibers in my brain between surgeries last series; one of the incisions from my new device; optic nerve test and EEG; the letter to re-certify the other day)

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the-grace-of-cas:

sonianeverland:

hey

hey friend

dont kill yourself tonight ok

you have a really pretty smile and i know its not always easy to manage one but itd be a bummer if we never had the chance to see it ever again

youre really important and you matter a lot so stay safe and try and have a nice sleep

I would like a moment to thank the people who reblog post like this so that it eventually shows on my dash.

It is keeping me alive

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knightofmisfortune:
“xmintykittenx:
“the-human-mangle-in-kids-cove:
“phanowave:
“maybedrown:
“aav-24:
“niclo121212:
“temporalgearshift:
“fuckaslesbian:
“anubis-the-incubus:
“I gained 1001 followers after I reblogged this the last time no joke
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knightofmisfortune:

xmintykittenx:

the-human-mangle-in-kids-cove:

phanowave:

maybedrown:

aav-24:

niclo121212:

temporalgearshift:

fuckaslesbian:

anubis-the-incubus:

I gained 1001 followers after I reblogged this the last time no joke

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I mean, I’m calling bullshit but it’s worth a go

there’s no bullshit here, i for one got a couple new followers just this week

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HOW THE FLYING FUCKNUGGET

well i guess i can try it

Pleaseee?

FLYING FUCKNUGGET OMG SCREW THE FOLLOWERS THATS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

The only reason I’m reblogging this is because of the flying fucknugget over there…

I can’t seem to find the nugget…

Why not? I FREAKING LOVE NUGGETS.

Do it for the nuggets!!!1!!!

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aslutfor5sos:

moriartystayingalive:

If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, don’t deny it. One, because there will always be people who think it’s true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what he’s like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldn’t get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.

This is my new favorite post

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themadborntoday:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

aozorapedaru:

naomster:

nineprotons:

westcoast-sunrunner:

weloveshortvideos:

He tripped out

She literally said something in feline. She had to have

This certainly got my cats’ attention.

it looks so betrayed “i thought we were friends human”

She really must say something crazy, cause my two kitties came running towards my notebook and were searching for the source crazily.

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Oh my god, I played this video and my cat looked at me SO FUCKING SHOCKED AND HE IS STILL STARING AT ME LIKE I SAID SOMETHING OFFENSIVE

LISTEN UP YALLS

•If you say “meh” high pitched it would mean “help”. Kittens use it a lot to get their mother’s attention before they open their eyes.

•If you do a tongue roll with a sharp “reah” at the end it would mean “come here”. My sister and I use it to call upon stray cats.

•body language is hard to describe. You usually need a tired and relaxed look to seem calm and purrsuasive (lol).

•tongue rolls with a slightly closed mouth can resemble purring in a way that helps attract cats.

•what the person used, or said, was a “help” and “I love you”. The cats body language dictates that it is surprised that a human could use this ability.

•we can’t fully communicate without tails and whiskers.

GO SAVE CATS NOW

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via enchanting-toothy-grimace)


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