It’s coming up on a year now since I got my current job as a pizza delivery girl, and I thought this would be a good time to delve into the little ever-expanding “WTFPIZZA” note I keep on my cell that helps me remember some of my more, uh - interesting…
(via cinnamontoastcrises)
Interviewer: Iggy, freestyle for us!
Iggy: Prepare for trouble, and make it double
To protect the world from devastation, To unite all people within our nation, To denounce the evil of truth and love, To extend our reach to the stars above JESSE! JAMES! Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light, Surrender now, or prepare to fight MEOWTH, that's right!
Which element will YOU CHOOSE?
POKEMON + WORLD OF WARCRAFT’s Love Child!
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(via no-heterobro)
Some kid from my school tried stealing my board so I just licked his face and he let go.
walking into the AP testing room like
i like how this just creeps back as AP is slowly returning
AP never goes away
Get back to studying
I will fight your nasty, controlling boyfriends. I will fucking fight them. Not even to gain your love, I’ll just fucking fight them for being assholes. I swear to god. Send your disgusting trash boyfriends my way. I’ll show them what’s up.
(via cinnamontoastcrises)
The LAST ONE omfg
Used to have fun with the last one
THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE.
thank god they got rid of jean jackets
(via silly-wankers)
Your cat looks like it’s planning world domination
Today the boob tomarow the world
(via cinnamontoastcrises)
(via mooonjellies)
heres the thing: you cant treat people like children while you expect them to act like adults
it doesnt work that way
Listen up CPS
OK BUT WHAT IF ONE DAY STEVEN (if he even can) RETREATS INSIDE HIS GEM AND BECAUSE IT’S STILL ROSE’S GEM TOO HE MEETS HER FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND ALMOST DOESN’T REFORM BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT TO LEAVE HIS MOM AFTER FINALLY SEEING HER FOR HIMSELF
Holy shit!
