MARKIPLIER PLEASE

markiplier:

markiplierfangirlingblog:

LISTEN HERE. IF YOU EVER LISTEN TO ANY POST FROM YOUR FANS LET IT BE THIS ONE. DO NOT DO THE LABOR SIMULATOR THING. PEOPLE ARE IN TEARS FROM THAT THING LITERALLY PLEASE. HOT SAUCE? FINE. BUT PAIN THAT LITERALLY SHOCKS YOUR MUSCLES TO THE POINT GROWN MEN CRYING IS NOTTTTT GOOD. PLEASE. DO NOT. LITERALLY PLEASE. 

LET THE NUMBER OF NOTES ON THIS POST BE A SIGN NOT TO. 

I want to do it even more now

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reminder for bisexuals

lyricalred:

today is bi visibility day. as such, bisexual people will be completely visible for the next 24 hours. this is a bad day to engage in bank heists, ghost impersonations, covert operations for vague yet menacing government agencies, and other common bisexual hobbies that rely upon our powers of invisibility. 

reblog to save a life. 

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spectredeflector:

Hello everybody!! As a lot of you probably know, my Name is Ascher Lucas Hays, and I am a transgender(FtM) adult (19) from Atlanta, Georgia. 

I know you guys probably see lots of these posts floating around, and you may or may not be tired of it, but hey, I figure I might as well make one too. 

As you’re probably aware, transitioning is very expensive, and I don’t have a ghost of a chance without help raising it honestly. Even if I saved for a very long time, I owe the government over 30,000 dollars in student loans for my very expensive schooling. Id rather not put transitioning off any longer than absolutely necessary. My family is not at all supportive, and as soon as I begin hormone therapy, I may as well not have a family at all! SO they aren’t any help. Ill save you any other sob stories, because that’s fucking lame and everybody has their problems, but what I’m trying to say is that I would GREATLY appreciate if you could help donate to my cause, provided you are able to! If you aren’t, I’d be equally gracious if you reblogged this for me and spread the word!!

CLICK HERE TO DONATE!!!!

Thank you so much for reading! I love you all, even if you just glanced at this and kept scrolling.

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"As the dog sprinted back, Jack said to the girl, “Sweetheart, honey, why do you have to be so hateful?”
“Why not?” Ellie said. “It’s not like being good ever got me anywhere.”"
- Ilsa J. Bick, Ashes (via ghostlyvibez)
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“ Growing up, my dad had a rule. “You can’t get a tattoo. If you do, I will make you get it removed. Unless, that is, you join the army and can shoot a seagull in the eye from a mile away, or you have a...

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rainbowcranes:

Growing up, my dad had a rule. “You can’t get a tattoo. If you do, I will make you get it removed. Unless, that is, you join the army and can shoot a seagull in the eye from a mile away, or you have a near-death experience.”

On July 12, 2011, I rode my bicycle to the camp I worked at. On my way home, I rode down a hill, and stopped at the bottom. I looked both ways, and there was no car coming. I started to turn left when I got hit by a car going ~55 miles per hour. I completely shattered the windshield, and when the driver stopped, I was ejected back onto the road. The doctors in the emergency room were absolutely perplexed when I arrived, because they all agreed that I should have died, and they were amazed to release me 4 and a half hours later with only 16 stitches, a concussion, and a chipped tooth. During my recovery, I was angry and confused. A couple if days after my accident, I received cards from my eight year old campers. One of them drew a giant paper crane, and said, “if you fold a thousand paper cranes, you’ll get better”. 

Not being able to read, ride a bicycle, or put stress on my body, I cut up an old sudoku puzzle, went on YouTube, and learned how to make a paper crane. By the end of the day, I had a laundry basket full of black and white paper cranes. 
I kept making paper cranes, even after I made a thousand, and I ran into a dilemma. What do you do with paper cranes once you’ve made them? A girl in my class had committed suicide the same day I had my accident, and I brought a purple crane to her wake. Her family could not have been happier the moment I presented them with this crane. Something clicked in my head right there. I started giving them to people and hiding them in random places for people to find. I started making art with them, and they became a major part of who I was. 

This tattoo is symbolic of my accident, and could not represent me any better.

Im crying oh my god

the origami lovely person

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