“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Ugh.
(via silly-wankers)
Ur ex don’t give a fuck how you’re doing. At all. They don’t love you, they love themselves and they need their ego stroked by ur attention. They ain’t committed to the friendship. They’re committed to the attention that u give them. Do not let them have the satisfaction of thinking u need them.
no but guys
someone told our professor that i had a fantastic pick up line and they made me tell her
DO YOU KNOW
HOW AWKWARD IT IS
TO LOOK YOUR PROFESSOR IN THE EYE AND SAY
“I MAY NOT GO DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I’LL GO DOWN ON YOU”
AND THEN
SHE RESPONDS
“I’M GOING TO TRY THAT ON MY HUSBAND”
dONE
(via imsurroundedbytheidiots)
*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*
fuck i have homework
you see what i mean
fuck i cant remember if i had homework or not
this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time
goddammit
reblog every sunday to save a life
You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.
yeah this is definitely preferable actually
Yes.
(via spacemuffinz)
Hey there frends-
I know a lot of you out there are struggling to acquire binders, and while you’re waiting to get one you might need an alternative. Ace bandages can be pretty hazardous to your health, so I thought I’d share my binding method with you. It came about out of necessity (I’m not in a position where I can buy myself a commercial binder,) but it’s comfortable and works great. I use it everyday and pass so well, at this point I’m not even looking into commercial binders anymore.
Hope this helps some of you.
I reblog things like this for my followers who need help with cosplay.
ok but like you could reblog things like this for your transboy followers who may not be able to afford to buy a binder so that they can pass as male . … …….
(via ironicbaking)
Hey guys if you see a video around tumblr or Facebook or any other social media that has a still picture of the “dress” with a dot in the middle that says to stare at it, do not stare at it, it’s a jump scare with a loud sound volume!
(via nightskyslover)
“I’m Trassh. With two s’s.”
“I’m Riottt. With three t’s.”
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
OUR TEACHER MADE US READ THIS OUT LOUD IN CLASS AND I DIED
It’s back
It’s not even a tongue twister though. You just have to read at a normal pace.
(via cinnamontoastcrises)
