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Information from Patty Greenall & Cat Javor (Libra) and Clare Gibson (The Ultimate Birthday Book)
I want to help white people!Thanks to the anon who sent me this because i’m crying.
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REBLOG IF UR NOT DUMB SMELLY HOMOPHOBE
My dad said everyone is hates gay folk so I said pappy im a make a tumbler post for all the world to accept gays on. Father will see the post and say wowza my boy look at those tumbler notes I’m gonna sure not be bad any more. He will see
this wont make yr blog ugle
spread this like wildflowers
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im the best
Please tell me you’re actually related to Tim Curry.
right now it looks like im his granddaughter even though he doesnt have any kids
zodiacs by organs
Aries: Heart
Taurus: Brains
Gemini: Kidneys
Cancer: Liver
Leo: Lungs
Virgo: Appendix
Libra: Spleen
Scorpio: Bladder
Sagittarius: Prostate
Capricorn: Uterus
Aquarius: Pancreas
Pisces: Adrenal Glands
Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance
Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you
*starts homework at 11pm on sunday*
fuck i have homework
you see what i mean
fuck i cant remember if i had homework or not
this post comes back every sunday and it’s relevant every time
goddammit
reblog every sunday to save a life
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So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles.
And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up.
“Drink” it…
And no more will come out.
So here’s my proposition…
YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN
YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY
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WHY EACH SIGN IS DANGEROUS
Aries: Blinding rage and cannot listen to reason while angered.
Taurus: Easily angered and will not change their mind.
Gemini: Can talk their way out of any situation.
Cancer: Incredibly defensive and can guilt anyone.
Leo: Have a superiority complex and will destroy anyone who hurts their ego.
Virgo: Will not let anyone come between them and what they wish to achieve.
Libra: Shallow, can easily turn off emotions.
Scorpio: Enormous capacity for anger and violence. Their actions are fueled by their endless emotions.
Sagittarius: Will do anything just for the sake of rebelling.
Capricorn: Will do whatever it takes to get to the top.
Aquarius: Impossible to read.
Pisces: Plays wolf in sheep's clothing, is underestimated.
IS THIS TRUE????
As an American I can confirm that this is 1776% true. Some places will even fine you for not eating fried chicken for a week
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?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?Do foreigners not have this law??? Don’t you have McDonald’s too? You have to keep your Mickey’s card with you and scan it after you order so they know you got your mandatory ration.
My dad’s vegan, has been for almost a year, and is still on the run from the law.
I hope he comes home soon.Oh my GOD do you people not research anything. This is not true.
Look, you can go to your local Agency of Meats and get an alternate card and not have to eat at McDonalds. You can go to Sonic if you’re in the South, or In and Out in CA.
If you’ve got medical and religious documentation you can even apply for a conscientious beef objector status and switch to
KFC or Popeye’s.
Seriously you people who can’t be bothered to do this are making it harder for everyone else.I’m gonna cry
And if you don’t fill out the proper paper work when you travel, they’ll literally be waiting for you as you get off the plane
