can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m covered in tattoos, working my dream job, traveling, and married to the girl I love
This. Absolutely this.
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20.
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I’m glad that they chose to add that mustache.
A mustacheless Mario is not something I would like to see.
I’m so sorry
is that Michael jones?
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PLEASE HELP!! PLEASE SHARE!!
Hello everyone. Yesterday November 29, 2014, my family was moving stuff from my old house into my new house. This is a painting of mine that had very sentimental value. Unfortunately, it seems that it was either lost or misplaced on its way over to the new house. If anyone knows, heard, or sees anything about this painting, please contact me at (215) 868-7752.
THERE WILL BE A $$$CASH$$$ REWARD IF FOUND AND RETURNED TO ME.
PLEASE HELP!! THANK YOU!!
Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.
themishamigosofthemishapocalypse:
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
Um….guys….
There are negative notes….
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!
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Guards: Oh no. Wait. Stop. No. Don’t steal those. Get back here, you criminal. (Pfft! Can’t believe they’re falling for it!)
I read that in a sarcastic voice
stop
why is this so funny?
This is my favorite because of how much greek people love potatoes now.
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hey trans friends
if you need binders/breast forms/makeup/etc but don’t want your parents to know, now is the best time to get it.
you can order whatever it is online and when the package comes in if the ask what it is you can say something like “it’s a secret!” or even just sssh them. they’ll assume it’s a present for whatever holiday you celebrate and probably won’t press the issue.
oh my god this is amazing
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DO IT
Black: I would date you.
Green: I think you’re cute.
Blue: You are my tumblr crush.
Grey: I wish we still talked
Purple: I really love your blog.
Teal: We have a lot in common.
Yellow: FUCK ME, LET’S FUCK.
Orange: I don’t like your blog.
Brown: I don’t like you.
Pink: I think you are unattractive.
Red: I hate you with a burning passion.
White: Marry me.
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Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot.
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, SNK gave to me…
frick-her-right-in-the-voldemort:
…
I sang this in the car with my mother…
YES
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A turducken is a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey. A Cthurkey is an octopus stuffed inside a turkey and garnished with crab legs and bacon. The dish is named in honor of our Lord Cthulhu whose dreadful reign will hopefully begin soon.
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