So ….
This is my top post
and now I’ve just realized it’s almost got 1000 fuckin posts
And guess what….
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20.
In mmorpg we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say ‘DON’T YOU EVEN DARE FUCKING ATTACK THAT ORC WHILE IM ATTACKING IT THAT IS MY GODDAMN ORC OKAY BITCH, MINE’ which roughly translates into ‘bitch I will fucking cut you’ I think that’s beautiful.
My name’s elmo and you can tickle me any time
I dont remember ever posting this …
chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:
My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%
NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.
It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.
An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.
So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.
My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..
What’s next pizza delivery hitmen
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PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU ARE DISGUSTED BY TOUCHING WET FOOD WHILE DOING THE DISHES
I need to prove my mom a point, ‘cause she thinks I’m the only person who gets disgusted by touching wet food.
real talk my parents bought me shoulder length rubber gloves because i thought i was going to die.
Who isn’t? I just try to ignore it but yea, it sucks.
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Poses: a/b/c/d/e/f/g/h
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Poses: a/b/c/d/e/f/g/h
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So to those that might not get many asks or just dont know what pose they might want to do here is the Palette-Pose Maker!!
Palette: [x]
Poses: a/b/c/d/e/f/g/hAnd I think it goes without saying that if you get a number+letter that dont exist pick again!
PLEASE DO NOT REMOVE THE TOP PART OR THE CREDITS
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"I got soul but I’m not soldier."
4 AM Adventures
Here I lay in bed playing runescape as I sway to Vampire Weekend. I have put you to sleep a few hours before and hope you’re having sweet dreams, I find it amazing my voice can put someone to sleep, could it be that I sound extremely boring or could it be that my voice is very soothing, It doesn’t matter as long as I know that you will have your rest that you need.
I can handle that.
My future life
I have that 😍
oops
I have this but I’d like it to continue in the future pla
This please.
Been married 17 years & just fucked the hell out ofddygrlon the back patio at 4:30 this morning! Marriage doesn’t have to be boring!
how to track anonymous asks.
So you have your ask.
STEP ONE:
Highlight the word “block”
STEP TWO:
Right click the word block.
STEP THREE:
Click “View Selection Source”
STEP FOUR:
Something like this should pop up:
Highlight the “IP” (the blacked out part).
STEP FIVE:
Copy the IP address and paste it to this website:
http://whatismyipaddress.com/ip-lookup
Paste the IP address into there, press enter or “Lookup IP Address” and all the information should come up.Anon u r in trubl
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stop-and-smell-the-dogroseflower:
STOP. SCROLLING. NOWWWWWWWWW.
The eraser on top is the Paper Mate Union Eraser.
I thought it wouldn’t work much, but… It erases ink.
And NOT JUST ballpoint pen ink, India Ink too.
If you make a mistake, this eraser can erase the whole thing and leave no trace AT ALL, although you do need to erase quite vigorously.
It’s only about 1-2 dollars.
The eraser pencil on the bottom is just that. It is an eraser that you can SHARPEN like a regular pencil. The brush on top is so that you don’t smear your art when you try to push off eraser crumbs. You sweep them off with the brush.
Even if you’re not an artist, signal boost please?
It’s a very cheap way to get around life.
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