If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog.
Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!
marry me
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If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog.
Ive seen this so many times but laugh harder and harder everytime!!
marry me
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“I am a feminist because”
I don’t think this video could be much more relevant.
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I am so over people thinking that Leis look like this:
A lei takes hard time and vigorous work. We (Hawaiians) wake up at the crack of dawn to gather whats needed to make the lei that we want. It can take hours or days to make the leis and Hawaiian’s make leis with only good intentions and love because they believe that if you make a lei with malicious intent it will come out into the lei. There is many different ways to make leis and we also make leis from shells and feathers. It isn’t only Hawai’i that makes leis but throughout Polynesia fellow Polynesians make leis in their own style.
To call the above image a lei is disrespectful to my culture and I want that shit to stop. That isn’t a lei, the images in the photoset are leis.
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my heart just broke in 9 seconds
Oh my fucking god.
Why.aw baaby lemme hold you
ಥ_ಥ
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So my sister is really sick. Her liver is failing her - and fast. And from a condition no one is sure what to call yet because she has been too ill to get a biopsy done.
During her last 2 1/2 weeks stay she was given a feeding tube. She’s still young. She hasn’t even turned 30 yet.
She was put through hell - and for a while there…We weren’t sure she was going to make it.
But now she’s home and safe for the time being - though she is still far from recovery. The doctors said that if she isn’t a lot better by September 7th, 2014 then they absolutely will begin the process for a liver transplant.
Her hospital bills are astronomical - she is a young American adult over the age of 26 so…she has no health insurance. She has to go on Social Security now - something she desperately does not want to do since she loved her job as manager over at her movie theater but there is no way she will be going back to work for at the very least a year.
If you can find it in your hearts to pull out $5 from your wallet I urge you to visit the gofundme account a friend of hers set up:
We’re still a ways off - but please. take a look. on the page you can find her beautiful artwork - like this for example:
i beg of you all to click on that link. i beg of you all to reblog this post even if you don’t donate yourself.
she needs help right now, and every tiny itty bitty bit of help counts so much.
(via lunarkei)
URGENT: today in Russia, a terrible bill passed in the Russian parliament’s lower house that censors all things considered “gay”. It’s our local partners’ worst nightmare and we need your help.
This vote comes off the back of two brutal anti-gay murders in Russia, and the trial of a major LGBT rights organisation today.
Tell world leaders to STOP the crackdown, add your name:
www.allout.org/russia-attacksREALLY IMPORTANT
This really is happening, and it’s scary as hell.
“Update June 12: the situation is worsening. Russia has just passed a new anti-gay law makes it illegal even to say the word “gay”. People in Russia standing up against the crackdown are urging All Out members to keep growing the petition to help draw the attention of world leaders and the media.”
spread this like the plague
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remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fucking anythign
And my personal favorite
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
I had to reblog this, I’m sorry
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Fuck
“And so the little lamb and his mama live happily ever after,” the girl finished reading her story aloud to the creature beside her. Hopeful orbs of blue glistened as she cocked her head up at him. “Didya like that, Mister Boogey?”
No response from underneath the black coat. She frowned, teetering off her seat ever so slowly before her tiny feet reached the ground.
“Mister Boogey?” she asked again, gripping the corners of the dark trench coat. When nothing responded, she slowly peeled it open, revealing the coat rack on which he had been perched. Where had he gone?
The little girl shrunk back, upset that her friend had left without a word. She curled up in her chair, clutching the book tightly in case he came back to hear the rest of the tale. Suddenly, a soft wind blew through the empty room, but before she could turn to see what had caused it, she was swept up in darkness.
“Gotcha,” the creature chuckled, cradling her close to him.
The child squeal with laughter most contagious, pleased of his return.
“I thought you left!” She gave a pout, looking up at his shadowy face.
“Why, my dear, I’d never leave you. I am your guardian after all, am I not?” The monster gave her a toothy smile. “And I will always be your Boogeyman.”
Tumblr: the only site that can turn something so terrifying into something utterly adorable
ITS BACK
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in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful
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If you didn’t cut last night, I’m proud of you.
If you didn’t purge last night, I’m proud of you.
If you ate something last night, I’m proud of you.
If you calmed yourself down during an anxiety attack, I’m proud of you.
If you didn’t let the bullies get to you, I’m proud of you.
If you stayed alive for another night, I’m proud of you.
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Anonymous asked:
where do you go on cam?
swordgirlfrend Answer:
Your mom’s house