iwilleatyourenglish:

once i went to the movie theater with my friend who wears hijab and while we were sitting down she turned to me and said “people always ask me what i have under here. let me show you” and proceeded to whip out two dorito bags, three hostess cakes, and a pack of gummy worms

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spencerofspace:
“ Please help me change my name!
Hi! My name is Spencer, at least, I hope it will be soon!
I’m transgender, and I just started at a new school. I really like it there, the only problem is my name. Currently, all my documents and...

spencerofspace:

Please help me change my name!

Hi! My name is Spencer, at least, I hope it will be soon!
I’m transgender, and I just started at a new school. I really like it there, the only problem is my name. Currently, all my documents and school records have my given name on them. Since I haven’t been going by that name for over a year now, it makes it very confusing when we have new students, new teachers, or I have to work with other officials within the school district. It’s stressful having to explain, and out myself, when a teacher calls roll, introduces me, or needs me to sign something. My teachers are patient and understanding, but for legal reasons they can’t change my name in the records without a court order. 
With the new school year starting, there will be a lot of new students coming to the school, and I would like to have the chance to meet them without the stress or confusion surrounding my name. I’m hoping to raise the money to change it (which in my state is $170) before the new school year starts.

You can donate on my GoFundMe here

If you can’t donate, please share this to help me along!

I would really appreciate any help anyone can provide! Thank you so much!

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doctormemelordmd:
“ pan-pirate:
“ d-i-y-orgasms:
“ the-youngest-gandor-brother:
“ blackcr0wking:
“ fangirling-so-hard-rn:
“ nowyoukno:
“ Now You Know (Source)
”
Crows are scary
They
• use tools
• Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
• Have huge...

doctormemelordmd:

pan-pirate:

d-i-y-orgasms:

the-youngest-gandor-brother:

blackcr0wking:

fangirling-so-hard-rn:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Crows are scary
They

  • use tools
  • Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
  • Have huge brains for birds
  • like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
  • They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
  • they are scary smart at solving puzzles
  • some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
  • they can remember faces
  • SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT.  They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows.  Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag.  But the nice guys with masks they left alone.  THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight.  THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
  • They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.

Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
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i love crows so much

crows are amazing

My favorite legend is that crows are the souls of the dead

crows are the coolest shit

Yeah but have you seen this 

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i want 10

metamerismmuse:
“ damasquerade:
“ discursivetacenda:
“ knivesandglitter:
“ belovedtraveler:
“ newvagabond:
“ This will always remain my favorite vintage lesbian art… Do I even have to break it down for you?
”
I just thought it was a mermaid trapped...

metamerismmuse:

damasquerade:

discursivetacenda:

knivesandglitter:

belovedtraveler:

newvagabond:

This will always remain my favorite vintage lesbian art… Do I even have to break it down for you?

I just thought it was a mermaid trapped under ice

If it were just a mermaid trapped under ice, there would be no reason all the skaters above the ice are wearing skirts and are presumably women. also look at that mermaid’s smile she knows what’s up.

the caption says “Are Parisian women becoming more thrifty? Seeing a lot of different types of panties this year!”

presumably half those girls are commando or wearing thongs. this is totally lesbian pinup ads.

The main giveaway isn’t even the smile or the skirts, it’s the cigarette. The cigarette’s always been a censorship euphemism for sex (or masturbation as the case may be).

The mystery of how she’s smoking underwater is another matter. :p

THIS IS MY FAVOURITEST PICTURE EVER ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD TIMES INFINITY AND BEYOND.

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blackrain707:

detectivelestrvde:

ask-fira:

harrysthefather:

tony-can-pierce-my-veil:

gettin-nakie-outside:

witchyroses:

kickthebuttstickz:

fantasticallyshantastic:

stickyhunter:

fanuary:

stickyhunter:

ollivandur:

adxn:

Calm your tits! D:!

i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS

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HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!

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Follow my lead, people!

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Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’

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Then everything will be fine.

You dumb females. This is obviously fake.

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Huh? What is this?

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YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING

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Okay…

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN

This is the only “hey girls” that I fully support

I wonder what mine do…

MYGOD

IDONT EVEN CARE HOW LONG THIS POST IS THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN YM ENTIRE LIFE

I love this post so much

why is thor wearing a thor shirt

i just realized thats sticky!

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