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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
- Butler, probably. (via amypoand)

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Jul 06, 2014

Reblog if you have fewer than 1,000 followers.

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tumblr nobodies, UNITE!!

i think you mean…

ASSEMBLE.

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for once the supernatural fandom didn’t arrive first

I’m proud of you avengers! 

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Are we late?

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We’re coming!

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Rebloging twice cuz it’s so awesome

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This is why we have less than 1,000 followers

i post this stuff I understand  why now!! *inspiration*

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Jul 06, 2014

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altonym:

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thebeatleswereterrible:

poppunklovesongs:

knee-say:

“I loved you, always.”

going to comment a little on this game: the overseeing voice talks as if it owns you, and defies your free will. if you follow its orders, you are praised, and the worldview becomes sharper and more detailed. if you don’t, you are chastised, and the world becomes more vague and difficult to navigate, but also more colourful and loud. it’s odd, and sort of eerie, but definitely interesting. take it as you will.

I went against everything it said. It accused me of being ugly, disgusting, disappointing, asked me why I hated it, if i was scared or not. It begged me to stay. The game got harder because I didn’t do what it said. Because doing what it said was the easier path. But everything was so full of colour and the colours changed a lot. It just took a lot of trying, a lot of failing and a lot me cursing to get through it.

For some reason the entire game feels like a giant metaphor for abuses relationships, and I mean family and friendships as well.

this is a great game yo

I like this game a lot and I usually hate ~philosophical~ flash games, this one works b/c the central point of the game is part of the game mechanics so it just idk works

This game game effected me in a profound way. It made me realise that what I went through for twenty-odd years was not okay. That true forgiveness is earned over time by the person who did wrong, instead of being wantonly handed out as they please.

This can be a decent tool to look through the eyes of the abused, as well as the abuser.

This indie game is not for the faint hearted. Play at your own risk.

-KC

(via animeadult)

Jul 06, 2014

minaharkers asked:

"they steal our memes" what is this. the meme war.

juliuscaesarofficial Answer:

The Meme War.

The darkest war that mankind has ever known.

4chan ran rampant, wearing ragecomic t-shirts and their faces covered in masks made in homage to the MemeLord, who sat upon a throne made out of the haterz. They were the ones who produced the most carnage of all the warring factions of The Internet. Families were torn apart, parent against child, sibling against sibling, blood against blood. The streets were alive in the screams of “tfw no gf” and “trolololololol.”

The Tumblrites slipped through the shadows, jumping out at passers by with cries of “FREE HIM.” To which the passers by responded with, “I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.” They soon grew a large following, one that rivaled 4chan’s. They were not as feared, but they were just as strong.

The Youtubers were shunned but were often used to create memes, forced into the dreaded meme factories where they worked day and night to create quality memes. Tears ran down their faces and they produced shitty pun chain after shitty pun chain.

Facebookers were more disliked than the Youtubers and were often mocked for their use of old, outdated memes. They were forced into their own area, which grew smaller and smaller with each passing day.

There were fights and bloodshed and raids. There were sjws and fedora-wearing “nice guys” and bronies. The world was in chaos, overrun with meme loving fucks.

The world slipped into darkness with one phrase reverberating through existence.

“It’s all ogre now.”

Jul 06, 2014

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