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sushinfood: “ Anyone remember the time DAD just picked up a 700-1000 POUND SAFE like it was almost nothing. I mean, he’s straining in this shot, but he’s still HOLDING UP A SAFE THAT COULD WEIGH ANYWHERE FROM 700 TO 1000 POUNDS. THAT IMP IS...

sushinfood:

Anyone remember the time DAD just picked up a 700-1000 POUND SAFE like it was almost nothing. I mean, he’s straining in this shot, but he’s still HOLDING UP A SAFE THAT COULD WEIGH ANYWHERE FROM 700 TO 1000 POUNDS. THAT IMP IS FRIGHTENED FOR A REASON. DAD WAS INSANE.

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May 26, 2014

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

(via oh-archivist)

hoo rah boss people

May 26, 2014

superdaisies:

Hear me out
-a 13 part miniseries
-doing a Series of Unfortunate Events
-incredibly accurately to the books
-directed by Bryan fuller

(via casthegrump)

May 25, 2014

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

(via cinnamontoastcrises)

May 25, 2014

archatlas:

Alex Stoddart

“Alex Stoddard was born in Jacksonville, Florida and spent his childhood growing up in the deep south. He began taking self-portraits at the age of sixteen in the woods behind his Georgian home, and this stirred in him the need to create and express himself through the craft of photography.

His work focuses on the human form and the process of infusing it with natural surroundings. He also strives to create whimsical and surreal portraits.”

(via cinnamontoastcrises)

May 25, 2014

vampmissedith:

When I was a freshman, my sister was in eighth grade. There was a boy in two of her periods who would ask her out every single day. (Third and seventh period, if I remember correctly.) All day during third and seventh she would repeatedly tell him no. She didn’t beat around the bush, she didn’t lie and say she was taken—she just said no.

One day, in third period, after being rejected several times, he said; “I have a gun in my locker. If you don’t say yes, I am going to shoot you in seventh.”

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May 25, 2014

heroin-ghost:

*ATTENTION EVERYONE* I never thought I would have to do this.. My 15 year old sister is missing… She’s been gone for almost 2 weeks now, and her location is unknown. She lives in the Dallas, Texas area but could be ANYWHERE. Please reblog. It could save her life. I may not have many followers but I hope I have a few that will try to help me.. Please please please spread this. Get the word out. Bring my sister home. Please.. Just one reblog could save her life..

(via bernardsbeard)

signal boost missing

May 25, 2014

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