Flaphack #4: Mouse pad? More like mouse pan! Um…cake!
dennys what the fuck
is dennys doing ok
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20.
So I’m throwing together a BOTS!
Rules:
- mbf me
- reblog this post
- must reach 50 notes
or this never happened- reblog until Friday, May 30 at 12noon EST
- 1 winner, 2 runner ups
Winner gets:
- +follow, if not already
- post announcing that they won
- spot in my updates tab all summer
- promos and graphics/edits upon request (and by surprise)
- all my love (and cookies)
Runner Ups get:
- +follow, if not already
- spot in my updates tab all summer
- 5 promos upon request
- 3 graphics/edits upon request
- love and friendship
Thanks! Reblog, reblog, reblog!
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A reverse harpy. My god.
Pffffffffflol
Oh god. My sides. Send help.
What in the hell.
(Source: pixiv.net, via silentevilx-deactivated20160627)
timeline
got a message of someone requesting a life timeline of me? So here you go
between 5 and 10
heres me about age 11
age 13 (midst of puberty)
about 14 (conquered puberty)
14-15 (yes, I had one of these phases. I’m not a proud person)
16 (cut all my hair off)
late 16- early 17
(hair cut number 2)
17
Within the last 2 months
I think I’ve come a long way.
Still suprised this Isn’t actually a guy…
~I am actually a guy~
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CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THIS SUPER SWEET ICE-CREAM AD LESBIAN LOVE STORY WITH LILY ALLEN AS THE CUPID
(via casthegrump)
The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over 30 ft into the water.
category 1 kaiju
That is a fucking terrifying Sea Godzilla.
What the fuck animal world.
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I stared at this for a few seconds but once I got it, I chuckled.
SIGH.
Don’t take puns for granite.
These jokes just keep getting boulder.
i don’t know, they’re kind of a lode of schist.
(via allinthehands)
"You’re only a monster if you behave like one"
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*This Ultrafacts blows my mind daily
Canada is a country that’s entirely filled with Hufflepuffs
Canada
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Raxacoricofallapatorious
#can we just stop and notice at how proud he was just because she said a planets name right. not even on the first try. #but he just had to have this moment with her
She was going for a double high-five but he gave her a hug aw
Nine and Rose were so adorable and cute without even trying. They made it look so easy.
This…this is why I ship them
(via sunfloweredgirl)
Hello friends! Many of you have felt very upset lately. This is a list of resources you can keep track of to try to cheer up. I hope it helps!
- Anxiety Self Help Masterpost
- Calming Manatee
- Cute yahoo answers
- Guided relaxation
- The thoughts room
- The quiet place
- Have a hug!
- Healthy alternatives masterpost
- Learn a new hobby masterpost
- Play Tetris
- Breathing exercises
- Go somewhere new
- Emergency compliment
- Having a bad night
- Talking about mental health
- Relax playlist
- Another relaxing playlist
- Reward yourself with kittens while you write!
- Stress analyst
- Coffee shop sounds (Help corgi found this most effective with calm music in the background!)
- Nature sounds
- More nature sounds
- Drown out other noises (more sounds!)
- If you like the sound of rain
- Draw something silky!
- Cut something (blood tw, woof!)
- Play some more cute games
- Break something (loud noise)
- Paint a nebula
- Self injury recovery
- Vent online here or here.
- Have an mobile application for anxiety!
If you or someone you know is at risk for suicide:
- Look for help here.
- Counseling and prevention (masterpost hosted by tumblr staff)
(via casthegrump)
Hello friends! Many of you have felt very upset lately. This is a list of resources you can keep track of to try to cheer up. I hope it helps!
- Anxiety Self Help Masterpost
- Calming Manatee
- Cute yahoo answers
- Guided relaxation
- The thoughts room
- The quiet place
- Have a hug!
- Healthy alternatives masterpost
- Learn a new hobby masterpost
- Play Tetris
- Breathing exercises
- Go somewhere new
- Emergency compliment
- Having a bad night
- Talking about mental health
- Relax playlist
- Another relaxing playlist
- Reward yourself with kittens while you write!
- Stress analyst
- Coffee shop sounds (Help corgi found this most effective with calm music in the background!)
- Nature sounds
- More nature sounds
- Drown out other noises (more sounds!)
- If you like the sound of rain
- Draw something silky!
- Cut something (blood tw, woof!)
- Play some more cute games
- Break something (loud noise)
- Paint a nebula
- Self injury recovery
- Vent online here or here.
- Have an mobile application for anxiety!
If you or someone you know is at risk for suicide:
- Look for help here.
- Counseling and prevention (masterpost hosted by tumblr staff)
(via casthegrump)