darthmoonmoon:

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raversaurusrex:

The Lonely Island - When Will The Bass Drop ft Lil Jon

Holy fucking shit I am laughing so hard right now. Seriously if you like EDM or raving at all, please watch this video. It will be the highlight of your day

Reblog and share this because everyone needs to see it 

Omg i saw this yesterday and just about died

LMFAO

Thank you SNL

I’m so pleased.

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flagitiousbunny:

WHAT ARE BIRDS

Hello yes! A Science Birb, here to explain the science!

Birb have VERY LARGE EYE in skull. Very good for seeing! But not space for muscle, birb cannot move eye. For mammal to make steady image, keep focus on single thing, always moving eye! Tiny movements, sometimes not even know. But birb cannot make tiny movements! So, birb must move whole head. And that is why the birb can keep steady the head when the body is amovering!

Thank you for listening to a science

I’m crying

That was the greatest scientific explanation I have ever read

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science birb love it for science fixed point

funnyordie:
“ 13 Tips for a Perfect Summer Barbecue
You know what Memorial Day means: Barbecue season is here! Follow these tips to throw the perfect summer cookout:
“ • Once heated, don’t touch the surface of the grill with your bare hands or...

funnyordie:

13 Tips for a Perfect Summer Barbecue

You know what Memorial Day means: Barbecue season is here! Follow these tips to throw the perfect summer cookout:

  • Once heated, don’t touch the surface of the grill with your bare hands or genitals.
  • Remember to make a salad to throw away
  • Make sure every song on your party playlist ends with “(Glee version)”
  • Plenty of delicious, freshly brewed, piping-hot coffee
  • Remind guests that by reading your Kiss The Cook apron, they’ve entered a legally binding agreement. Then put on your Give The Cook a Handjob apron!
  • There may be vegetarians at the barbecue, so make sure to have something for them, like a bag of chips and a middle finger.

Continue

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damn

nottechnicallyagod asked:

So my boyfriend and I have been together for about 7 months and we met by playing a game called Humans Vs Zombies (basically, campus wide tag). I was a zombie and he was leading the humans and the mission was to kill the human leader so I did and that's how we met and now we go to midnight movies and play Mario kart and make out a lot.

casthegrump Answer:

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I’M SO HAPPY FOR YOU DORKS

romance cute


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