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Pit Bulls: Media vs. the Cold, Hard Truth (that is really soft and cuddly)
Today, while sitting in math class, my teacher (whom I speak with regularly) leaned over his desk and asked me “so, you’re an animal lover. Tell me, what’s the deal with pit bulls?”
I responded with a grin, and placed my hand on my chest. “Pit bulls are AMAZING….
im crying ok so four years ago i was a high school freshman and my health teacher made us write letters to our future selves and she said she was going to mail them to us by the time we graduate. i completely forgot we even did that but I just got mine today & i opened it and aLL I PUT INTO THE ENVELOPE 4 YEARS AGO WAS $4.01, A BAND-AID, AND A PACK OF ORBIT GUM WITH TROLOLOLOLOL WRITTEN ALL OVER IT I FUCKING HATE FRESHMAN ME
the shock wore off and now im just mad fuck freshman me
I cnt stop laughing
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this picture of me makes me laugh i feel like it looks like a mediocre “dead-eyed american apparel” look
Everyone who see’s this on their dash watch it. You will not be dissapointed. I have said this before but I have LITERALLY never laughed so much my face is wet with teachers and my sides are hurting so bad but it was goddam worth it.
when it comes up on my dash i must reblog it. then rewatch it and cry laughing for the next 10 minutes.
BOY, THAT’S REALLY ON THERE.
“I went straight for the jugular.”
Gavin and Michael are literally the best.
wet with teachers
My first RT video EVER
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Emergency Program One means I’m facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the TARDIS die. Just let this old box gather dust. No one can open it. No one will even notice it. Let it become a strange little thing standing on a street corner and over the years the world will move on and the box will be buried. And if you want to remember me then you can do one thing. That’s all. One thing. Have a good life. Do that for me Rose. Have a fantastic life
#As golden light streams into her eyes #Rose Tyler can see everything #and the timeline that stands out most #is what might have been. #A blue box on a street corner #with railing built around it #unmoved over time even though the city has morphed and remade itself many times over. #But even before that are the days a young blonde comes to the doors #unmarred by age at first and then chipped and peeled #whispering ‘Please’. #The blonde grows older #and comes less frequently for a while #and when she does it’s with bags in tow #groceries or toys #trappings of a life she never really wanted to have #and then she’s older still #blonde no longer #her hair silvered and her walk a slower gait #and she puts her hands on the doors and whispers ‘I’m sorry’ #and then there’s the last visit #now stooped with age #hair pure white #she leans her head against the doors and says ‘Please let him have lived’ #but the box doesn’t open or answer #so she stands there in the cold and makes wishes about a future she might have had #but then the timeline is gone #and Rose can see everything #and she has somewhere to be #somewhere beyond the future that might have been (via lotsofthinkythoughts)
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just type in your full url then go read your text posts don’t ask questions just do it
This is the best thing ever. I just went from being actively upset to laughing my ass off
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a solider in WW2 had a friend the entire war on his side this needs to be rebloged
“C’mon Pat, shoot ‘em, pull the trigger! Do it! Doooo eeeeet!”
It’s so adorable the way that fuzzy little bundle of joy is goading him to kill a man.
Cats are assholes.
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The Duel at Blood Creek, a 15 minute short film well worth watching.
Oscar-worthy IMO
This is the best thing I’ve seen this year!
I AM SCREAMING
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