Here’s my Benny’s fan sign. I know it’s lame and simple, but I have a lack of skill and art supplies. .-.
BUNNY’S 5EVA
20.
18.05.2014
I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!
(via casthegrump)
“I want a story with non-sexualized lesbians!”
“I want a story where gender and sexuality is neutral!”
“I want a story with well-developed characters with realistic flaws!”
“I want a story with good/conflicted villians!”
“I want a story with a lot of shipping possibilities!”
“I want a story with a fuck ton of meow cats!”
“I want a story-”
“I want a number four meal with-”
“I’m sorry, no, I was ordering a-”
“Ma’am would you please stop showing me a picture of a green hou-”
(via lunarkei)
Spaghetti
nofuckshit this is now your official theme song
I NEVER KNEW THIS
I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE”
WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME
SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
are you serious british people
i feel like this means i’ve been overestimating your enthusiasm about things for my entire life
this is quite eye opening
(via cinnamontoastcrises)
gay8:
they’ve been here…………
#touches the ground#it is still warm and there are dorito crumbs spread around#the stench of men’s rights in the air
*stands up slowly* *sniffs air*, “the stench is still strong” you whisper to yourself. You feel eyes from the other end of the aisle. Cautiously you turn around to see a white cis male in a black fedora and an ironic t-shirt with a meme reference.
“Hello” The brony squints “I see you’ve found the reminder I’ve left for you”
“Reminder?” you say, confused
“REMINDER THAT I DON’T BELONG IN THE FRIENDZONE” all of the sudden the brony does a magical girl transformation but nothing changes. He takes off his fedora, revealing another fedora. He throws the fedora at you. “I’LL SEND YOU TO THE FRIENDZONE” he shouts
You dodge the fedora “Good that’s where I want to be. The friendzone”
He continues to throw fedoras “I. DON’T. WANT. TO. BE. IN. THE. FRIENDZONE!!!” His eyes glow red
“I THOUGHT FRIENDSHIP WAS MAGIC” you cry out as you dodge fedoras
All of the sudden the brony stops. His arm fall to his side and the fedora tumbles out of his hand to the ground. Slowly, he lays on the ground in fetal position.
“You have used my own logic against me” and with that he fades, slowly disappearing into thin air. You turn back to the shelf just in time to see the fedora begin to fade into thin air. There’s a note on the fedora. You pick it up.
There’s a message written in cheeto dust “I’m a nice guy” reads the note. You crumple up the note and throw it in the nearest recycling bin.
This story is amazing
well, this was my christmas present
(via cinnamontoastcrises)
Stop sexualizing my body stop shaming my body stop policing my body
BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREASTS ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREAST ARE SEXUAL ORGANS
BREASTS ARE FUCKING SEXUAL ORGANS!!
WE DONT LET MEN WALK AROUND WITH THEIR DICKS OUT BECAUSE ITS A SEXUAL ORGAN!!
GET THE FUCK OVER IT YOUR FEMALE BREASTS ARE
- SEXUAL
- FUCKING
- ORGANS!!!
source: X
Ahem.
BREASTS ARE NOT SEXUAL ORGANS YOU INCONSIDERATE DICK!
Breasts are mammary organs, meaning their true and primary purpose is to nurse babies.
I’ll repeat that for the slow people in the class, you warthog-faced buffoon.
Breasts are mammary sacks. They are meant to feed babies, just like a cow’s udder. They aren’t sexual organs. They aren’t classified as such in biology texts (certainly none of the ones I checked out to answer this post)
Men have breasts, you pile of refuse. Their breasts are smaller than women’s, but they possess the same mammary glands and, properly stimulated, can produce milk. Men can get breast cancer. They can develop larger breasts due to excessive hormones. Their breasts are exactly like a women’s breast, except that since their testicles produce testosterone in high degree, they don’t have enough female hormones in their bodies to start lactating.
So, you pile of putrescence, you’re probably thinking, “If breasts aren’t sex organs then how come guys get horny looking at them and women get turned on by playing worth them, huh?”
The answers to both are so terribly simple that you might just be able to follow them if you pay attention, pig.
Men are enticed by breasts because they’re not allowed to see them. Women are sensitive because stimulation triggers two responses - bonding hormones and lactation.
In case you’re too simple to get this, I’ll break it down further for you. In cultures where breasts are viewed daily, they don’t do much to get a guy hot and bothered. There are hundreds of paintings from the renaissance period and earlier depicting women nursing babies, especially images of the Blessed Virgin nursing Christ, and none of these have ever been considered provocative, because that’s what boobs are for. Meanwhile, in cultures where everyone from baby sister to great-great grandma walk around topless because the weather will kill them otherwise, dudes don’t get raging erections every time they see a breast. They don’t find boobs enticing the way men do in America, where boobs are considered shameful and need to be hidden.
As for women getting aroused by their boobs being played with, you brainless donkey, a woman’s body responds to get nipples bring touched by flooding her body with bonding hormones that help her attach to get babies - you know, the people her breasts are actually supposed to be used by - and hormones that get her glands making milk. Also, please note that many women with large breasts don’t feel any stimulation when fondled, meaning they aren’t sensitive enough to get off on having their boobs played with.
Do me a favor and GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU PURITANICAL ASS! My breasts are NOT SEXUAL ORGANS. They are lactation organs designed for my use and my baby’s use. Not for any man’s use or pleasure.
You inconsiderate space herpe.
THIS
(via cinnamontoastcrises)
Reblog
Sure throw em at me.
Bring on those random uncomfortable questions.I’m on mobile, but I will try it
let’s do this
(via silly-wankers)
i want him
no questions asked
FFFUCKKKKKKK
(via casthegrump)
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
I feel like I just watched a step by step pokemon evolution
i believe it was a Pokemon evolution, see you have first, second, and third stages with an included mega.
(via silly-wankers)
Reblog if you are a demigod.
how does this only have two hundred notes?!?!
Come on people, show your demigod pride!!
Millions of people including Rick Riordan and his sons should be reblogging this!
REBLOG! REBLOG! REBLOG!
(via cinnamontoastcrises)