the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument
talk dirty to me
Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???
reblogging my own post because what in the fuck
i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.
Know what’s even better?
HYPERBASS FLUTE
every time I reblog this it gets better
And then the Subcontrabass Recorder!
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why is it even called tumblr what does it even mean
OH MY GOD
We’ve hit the 4th wall
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okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens
A pirate for the adventure, not the booty
oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker
Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.
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just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting
dont forget this gem:
this entire post just made my day
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I recently went to a con with some friends and you could see these posters all over the expo grounds. I think I speak for everyone when I say that this is a job well done.
I disagree, I think costumes do equal consent. If a guy goes up to you while you’re wearing a Harley Quinn costume and makes you feel uncomfortable, you automatically have his consent to knock him right in the face with a hammer. I mean, he did willingly walk up to a kickass villain
I GOT REALLY PISSED AT FIRST
AND THEN I KEPT READING
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Mandy fucking stole the scythe or something and billy is just a pothead dropout
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"We’re fast approaching a world where it ain’t cool to be straight."-
Rush Limbaugh on people supporting NFL’s first openly gay player Michael Sam. (via yun-o)
Good.
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great news
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what a beautiful world this would be
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Imagine the glorious moment when we get to Marathon all the Hobbit movies
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and then LOTR right after
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HAPPY MOTHER’s day to all of your amazing mothers, hope you all have a nice day with them!
except the 2 people who sent me anon hate, i know who you are, if your mothers knew what you did, they would feel bad about what their sons did
THERES
ONLY
116
SAND
CATS
LEFT
ON
EARTH
less humans more sand cats
Those in favor say aye!
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What do Rwanda, Afghanistan, and Iraq beat America at? Having women in congress/parliament
Countries with better representation of women in government than the United States (hat tip to our Women in Public Service Project):
- Rwanda - 56%
- Andorra - 50%
- Cuba - 45%
- Sweden - 45%
- Seychelles - 44%
- Senegal - 43%
- Finland - 43%
- South Africa - 42%
- Nicaragua - 40%
- Iceland - 40%
- Norway - 40%
- Mozambique - 39%
- Denmark - 39%
- Netherlands - 39%
- Costa Rica - 39%
- Timor-Leste - 39%
- Belgium - 38%
- Argentina - 37%
- Mexico - 37%
- Tanzania - 36%
- Spain - 36%
- Uganda - 35%
- Angola - 34%
- Serbia - 33%
- Nepal - 33%
- Germany - 33%
- Macedonia - 33%
- Ecuador - 32%
- Slovenia - 32%
- New Zealand - 32%
- Algeria - 32%
- Guyana - 31%
- Burundi - 31%
- Switzerland - 29%
- Portugal - 29%
- Trinidad and Tobago - 29%
- Austria - 28%
- Ethiopia - 28%
- Afghanistan - 28%
- France - 27%
- Lesotho - 27%
- Tunisia - 27%
- Belarus - 27%
- South Sudan - 27%
- El Salvador - 26%
- Bolivia - 25%
- Iraq - 25%
- Laos - 25%
- Canada - 25%
- Australia - 25%
- Sudan - 25%
- Lithuania - 25%
- Vietnam - 24%
- Namibia - 24%
- Kazakhstan - 24%
- Singapore - 24%
- Liechtenstein - 24%
- Croatia - 24%
- Poland - 24%
- Kyrgyzstan - 23%
- Latvia - 23%
- Bulgaria - 23%
- Philippines - 23%
- Pakistan - 23%
- United Kingdom - 23%
- Malawi - 22%
- Mauritania - 22%
- Czech Republic - 22%
- Eritrea - 22%
- Uzbekistan - 22%
- Luxembourg - 22%
- Peru - 22%
- Italy - 21%
- Boznia and Herzegovina - 21%
- China - 21%
- Greece - 21%
- Cape Verde - 21%
- Estonia - 21%
- Dominican Republic - 21%
- Cambodia - 20%
- Israel - 20%
- Moldova - 20%
- Bangladesh - 20%
- Honduras - 20%
- Monaco - 19%
- Tajikistan - 19%
- Mauritius - 19%
- Slovak Republic - 19%
- Indonesia - 19%
- Sao Tome and Principe - 18%
- United States - 18%
(source: World Bank)
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Friendly reminder: Eating foods that aren’t from your own ethnicity is cultural appropriation so please don’t do it!!
( ◕ ◡ ◕ ) thank u~I’ll eat whatever the fuck I want you whiny, pro-segregationist little chode
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Hey, this post may contain sexually explicit content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
So I was out shopping today when I passed an Aerie store. My cousin pointed out that the butt in the photo huge advertisement (second photo) had stretch marks. I was confused. After second look I realized that there were stretch marks. “Wow!” I thought, “I can’t believe they didn’t airbrush that out!” I wanted to take a picture but there were people sitting on a bench in view of it, so I decided to to go in and find the picture. Much to my surprise, she was not the only one displaying imperfections! Their slogan is “The real you is sexy.” In amazement I took pictures throughout the store. I’m sure they thought I was a creep but that didn’t stop me. I had to pass this along to those who haven’t seen it. My question is, how isn’t this a bigger deal? Am I weird for thinking this is so awesome? I even made a point to say “Wow, I have to take a picture of this, that could be me!” A sales associates just chuckled. But little did she know I was so serious.
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