Only John Barrowman could do some shit like this. He got the entire first class on Virgin Airlines to be in his selfie. I mean, the man literally never ages and I’ve never met anyone who didn’t like him. Even my friends who don’t like Doctor Who like Torchwood because of this guy.
(via casthegrump)
*picks up banana* hello
your son. he is dead
(via cinnamontoastcrises)
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.
(via cinnamontoastcrises)
woah woah woah *hands you a copy of the bible*
*signs it and hands it back* always nice to meet a fan
(via cinnamontoastcrises)
Disney + Strong Hip Game
I just realized that Meg is like “I’m off the stage. Elsa you take over.” and Elsa is like “Aww yiss, here I fucking am.”
And then there’s Jasmine and Esmeralda flirting with each other.
YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE
And the importance of body language
(via cinnamontoastcrises)
"- (via mf-islands)Q: Which character is most like you?
Eoin Colfer : As I’m small and pale I think I am like Artemis. My wife says I’m more like the flatulent dwarf Mulch.
"
(via cinnamontoastcrises)
HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
HEY WHATS UP?! WANNA BANG??!!
(via oh-archivist)
sometimes people ask me what being an occultist is like and its kinda just
Don’t forget
who I was
before I turned
into a
m o n s t e r
(via lunarkei)
Stuff like this brings on a bad case of manly tears without fail
(via oh-archivist)
オスケモパンケーキの作り方
1.食べたいオスケモの絵を描く
2.牛乳をやや多めに混ぜたホットケーキミックスを用意する。
一部を別容器に分けチョコシロップで色を付け、
描いた絵を見ながらフライパンに箸を使って描き写す
3.弱火で少し焼いて固める
4.残りのホットケーキミックスを少しずつ垂らしていく
5.弱火で焼く
6.周囲をつついてそっとフライパンからはがす。裏面も焼く
7.バター、シロップ、焼きバナナ、ホイップクリームなど好きなトッピングを添える
8.いろいろ想像しながら食べる
皆もやってみてね
I’m pretty sure all those steps translate to
1. Be a fucking wizard
2. Eat like a fucking wizard
(via oh-archivist)
