I Promise.

monetizeyourcat:

deathpup:

theanti90smovement:

every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!

WOAH

LOVE my new bone

(via straightboyfriend)

clock-heart:

made a dnd character
his name is sorrel n he’s a bard

shinobicyrus:

• Male tieflings wearing skirts because having custom pants tailored to accommodate their tails is too much of a hassle
  
• Firefighter clerics, wizards, and druids
  
• (and the apologetic sorcerer that probably started the fire by mistake)
• Young, forty-something dwarves joining druid circles and protesting the damage their clan mining does on the environment
• Everyone gives up trying to categorize sexuality when a half-elf can bring their cute dragonborn boyfriend home to meet their family
• Human kids having an awesome bearded dwarf vodka-aunt that adventured with a great-grandparent decades ago and gives the best presents
• Ok but there are several disciplines of magic that let you bring people back from the dead wtf
• Young punk elves barely in their 80s but yelling at humans “Check yourself knave I made out with your grandma before she even had your Da.”
• Wizards for Familiar Rights
• Spellcasters using ‘alter self’ and switch genders at will
• A giant half-Orc mom adopting street kids and giving them shoulder rides
• A normal human whose sibling was born a tiefling beating up village kids who mistreat them
• Integrated cities made to accommodate smaller folk like halflings and gnomes
• Would alchemists be the ones to concoct magic medications for psych disorders? Are divination clerics and wizards psychologists?
• Convoluted age laws because a half-orc is an adult at 15 but an elf isn’t considered of-age until their first century.
• Maybe democracies aren’t a thing in Faerûn because all you’d need is a few necromancers to literally have dead people voting
• Bard rock bands