I Promise.

nerd-nugget:

This is a hoe friendly blog. Let people have as much sex as they like, it doesn’t effect your life even a little bit.

gay-shark:

anything heart shaped is automatically 200% better this is a fact

(via sleepycloudkitten)

fartgallery:

• a shirt you have to plug into an outlet to charge
• denim jacket with “I HATE DENIM” written on the back in a slightly darker shade of denim
• pair of jeans with rips going down the entire leg and if you wave a cracker near one of them a tiny hand reaches out and desperately tries to grab it
  
• a tee that is literally just a 5x3 inch square of fabric. $29.99
• a nice, normal looking sweater but once you click on it you see it only comes in size XS and if you try to put it in your cart the CEO bursts into your room and shoots you, killing you instantly
  

(via teddybear-sensation-deactivated)

abessinier:

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.

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nintendogamegirl:

let’s be real here girls. men who sincerely think that women are just confusing and don’t make sense have the emotional capacity and listening skills of a singular unsalted peanut and that’s the gospel truth

(via thevaultofass)