sirblazebot:

girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

“if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich”

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

Dead

(via tattoosfade)

fatherentropy:
“ I’ve gone a bit cross-eyed but here’s a Korak the champion from High Rollers aaay
brush-material practice turned into two day ego fest as I refused to relent to either armor or scaling. ESPECIALLY THE SCALEs because HOW do you color...

fatherentropy:

I’ve gone a bit cross-eyed but here’s a Korak the champion from High Rollers aaay

brush-material practice turned into two day ego fest as I refused to relent to either armor or scaling. ESPECIALLY THE SCALEs because HOW do you color a dragonborn in red and gold??? In the end I went with something like this

image

? ?? ? ??? ? ??

(via lair-master)

griffemon:

The best kind of treasure is the kind you find with your friends. This is because treasure is often made of gold, and is incredibly heavy. Your friends can help you drag it out of a dungeon.

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