How to break-up
Me Hey Major!
Major wassup *eyeballs me*
Me how do you break up with someone?
Friend USE A MOVIE QUOTE!!!!
Major *smiles* huh? .....
Friend So...?
ME *looks like a lost puppy*
Major hmmmm... what do I say? something along the line of this is nice and all but *Rhett Butler voice* "Frankly, dear I don't give a damn"