officialswampert:

LISTEN!! theres a huge difference between bisexuals and pansexuals no one’s understanding.

bisexuals attract mates with large piles of pebbles. the bigger the pile the better.

pansexuals attract mates with a single rock, basing the eligibility on texture, luster, and color.

(via cinnamonfreckles5)

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