WHY THE SIGNS ARE STILL SINGLE

Aries: You're loud and scary and it makes people uncomfortable

Taurus: Will u ever love someone as much as food? no

Gemini: People can't seem to take you seriously

Cancer: You are way too guarded and isolate yourself

Leo: You're looking for someone who will love you more than you love yourself which is hard to find

Virgo: You're shy as heck which sometimes gives off the wrong impression

Libra: You!!! flirt!!! with!!! everyone!!!

Scorpio: You intimidate the shit out of people

Sagittarius: You're a player and people don't wanna get seriously involved.

Capricorn: You never really smile and look scary a lot

Aquarius: Seem unapproachable

Pisces: You don't know how to how to compose yourself and giggle too much which scares people. R u laughing at them?

Its true im trash

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