WHY THE SIGNS ARE STILL SINGLE

Aries You're loud and scary and it makes people uncomfortable

Taurus Will u ever love someone as much as food? no

Gemini People can't seem to take you seriously

Cancer You are way too guarded and isolate yourself

Leo You're looking for someone who will love you more than you love yourself which is hard to find

Virgo You're shy as heck which sometimes gives off the wrong impression

Libra You!!! flirt!!! with!!! everyone!!!

Scorpio You intimidate the shit out of people

Sagittarius You're a player and people don't wanna get seriously involved.

Capricorn You never really smile and look scary a lot

Aquarius Seem unapproachable

Pisces You don't know how to how to compose yourself and giggle too much which scares people. R u laughing at them?