made a list of some insults i found on here

ceejles:

prinz-der-nacht:

prinz-der-nacht:

prinz-der-nacht:

-you chicken fried fuck

-you sandy bathing suit

-you neon croc

-you cup of cold creamerless coffee

-you fucking sea cucumber

-you squishy brown end

-you dirty sock

-you chunky carton of milk

-you saggy armpit

-you pisscouch

-you unnecessary stock footage

-you crap coated mailbox flag

-you absolute fucking walnut

-you fucking muppet

-you stale pretzel

-you white crayon

-you desk lamp

-you moldy bread

-you pie eating dick biscuit

-you pompous boner nazi

-you slimy ass goblin

-you herpes infested douche canoe

-you fucking monday

-you dick bitch

-you wobbly chair leg

-you left handed drawing

-you spongy rump fed foot licker

-you screeching alarm clock

-you armpit sweat stain

-you turd coated asshat

-you cock juggling thundercunt

-you coatless eskimo

-you wrinkles pair of capris

-you expired bitch

-you ashy layer of epidermis

-you sugarless bar of chocolate

-you mother fucking donkey snout

-you useless fungal infection

-you Commonwealth of Pennsylvania

-you diarrhea appocalypse

These are the nicest ways of cursing but hurts 123895013745080x more

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