I Promise.

Aries: I mean theyll love you an all but don't do shit like force them to love you. They will slap you right the fuck everywhere.

Taurus: Not very scary but will do shit when needed. Pat their heads and play games with them.

Gemini: Bro you don't fuck with Geminis they seem p chill at first but damn they can shoot OPTIC LAZERS FROM THEIR FUCKING EYES.

Cancer: Cancers are CHILDREN they are CRABBY LIL FUCKS but they are only scary a little bit. Probably their vocab is the most terrifying.

Leo: Damn. Leos are sweet but basically have claws and are FUCKING HUNTERS. Don't let that stop you tho.

Virgo: DONT. JUST D ONT. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR INSIDES IF YOU ARE AQUARIUS/CAPRICORN.

Libra: Are you shitting me Libras are pretty fucking scary they lick walls n shit.

Scorpio: N O. INSTANT DEATH.

Sagittarius: These fellas are pretty chill. But they are still strong as hell.

Capricorn: UM. WILDCARD BASICALLY. SCREAM.

Aquarius: Damn you guys are kinda douches but yea. Hella creepy.

Pisces: They are sweet but don't threaten them they will throw forks at you.