Aries I mean theyll love you an all but don't do shit like force them to love you. They will slap you right the fuck everywhere.

Taurus Not very scary but will do shit when needed. Pat their heads and play games with them.

Gemini Bro you don't fuck with Geminis they seem p chill at first but damn they can shoot OPTIC LAZERS FROM THEIR FUCKING EYES.

Cancer Cancers are CHILDREN they are CRABBY LIL FUCKS but they are only scary a little bit. Probably their vocab is the most terrifying.

Leo Damn. Leos are sweet but basically have claws and are FUCKING HUNTERS. Don't let that stop you tho.

Virgo DONT. JUST D ONT. SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR INSIDES IF YOU ARE AQUARIUS/CAPRICORN.

Libra Are you shitting me Libras are pretty fucking scary they lick walls n shit.

Scorpio N O. INSTANT DEATH.

Sagittarius These fellas are pretty chill. But they are still strong as hell.

Capricorn UM. WILDCARD BASICALLY. SCREAM.

Aquarius Damn you guys are kinda douches but yea. Hella creepy.

Pisces They are sweet but don't threaten them they will throw forks at you.