Aries Lol do they want to fight??

Taurus This would be so much more fun if I was in bed

Gemini Maybe I should've done that differently

Cancer wait maybe they hate me

Leo This motherfucker

Virgo Umm teacher you're teaching this lesson wrong what the fuck dO YOU WANT US TO FAIL??

Libra Aww they are so cute wtf

Scorpio You're not funny stfu

Sagittarius I'm so funny why aren't I popular

Capricorn How can someone be so stupid??

Aquarius I'm hot and gay and believe in aliens. No wonder everyone loves me.

Pisces The only reason I'm here is because my parents forced me to be.