who the signs are going to fight

aries: you

taurus: their alarm clock

gemini: the entire human population

cancer: anyone who makes them cry

leo: condoms

virgo: the patriarchy

libra: everyone but only using their lips

scorpio: god

sagittarius: iggy azalea

capricorn: their parents

aquarius: bras

pisces: themselves

libra hahaha wellll you seee

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