the most hypocritical aspects of the signs

aries hates the phrase "fight me" but still picks fights over every. damn. thing.

taurus i can't believe them but they judge stubborn people? really taurus? really?

gemini wants people to be up front with them while being majorly passive aggressive

cancer doesn't want to deal with other people's overemotional episodes while having them ALL THE TIME

leo wants to be left alone & wants attention at the same time

virgo hates when people complain, complains more than anyone

libra wants people to be serious and IS NEVER SERIOUS

scorpio gets annoyed by clinginess, is clingy af

sagittarius likes to be the ~chill~ one but gets really upset over the strangest and most specific things

capricorn won't tell you their feelings for 10 billion years and pressure you to share yours

aquarius worries about other people's health and safety while constantly putting their own at risk

pisces doesn't like it when people can't adapt to change but will hold a grudge like no other