Anonymous asked:

top six ways to insult boys

baphomeme-archive Answer:

  1. purposefully forget their names
  2. any time yr talking about anything outside the realm of COD, energy drinks, or football, pause and giggle and say “oh, but sorry - you wouldn’t know anything about this, right? we can change the subject”
  3. extension on #1: call him by the name of another boy w the same hair color as him. when he protests, laugh and act like he’s trying to trick u
  4. “hold this.” stop acknowledging him for the remainder of the encounter until it is time to collect you bag/purse/coat/etc
  5. “sorry, what? i wasn’t listening” rinse and repeat
  6. tilt yr head. make a cute face. “awwwwww”

raincitykittyy:

farandolae:

the boy tears in the notes are amazing

Extension of #4. ignore any of his attempts to give you back your purse

Jun 15, 2015
  1. missunderstoodxoxo reblogged this from museinspo
  2. zoeysandin reblogged this from baphomeme-archive
  3. tendersky reblogged this from honeyedteeth
  4. chatcambrioleur reblogged this from museinspo
  5. fukuotest reblogged this from jinmarks
  6. nohappyendingforus reblogged this from museinspo
  7. crapgurl reblogged this from milkndvodka-blog
  8. atvrvxia reblogged this from museinspo
  9. deliciousstrawberrythings reblogged this from miifighter
  10. baphomeme-archive posted this