dingdongyouarewrong:

aphtomatogang:

aph-wyonegonic:

bunny-banana:

why are penis people so surprised when they find out that a kick in the crotch hurts ladies as well?

like what do you think vaginas are made of ?? wood?? ??steel ??? diamonds ?? 

penis people

Yeah honey not all people with penises are male

yeah but using ‘penis people’ just sounds so funny it makes people who have penises sound like some obscure mountain tribe that live in penis huts or something

deep in the jungle some say if you listen you’ll hear the penis people chanting

 *far in the distance* penis, penis penis

(via oh-archivist)

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